shitting bats

When something is so extremely shocking it seems as if bats would come flying out your ass.

"holy fuck i'm shitting bats right now"

C: "dude, my mom found out about me smoking weed."
J: "was she shitting bats?!"

by jayykkim December 16, 2008

Charlie Style Shitting

Charlie Style Shitting is when you take a shit while sitting the opposite way of the toilet. First you have to take one foot out of your pants in order to sit backwards. It is also suggested that you have toilet paper in reach because its a pain to switch around. One of the many benefits of CSS is having a place to set your laptop, netbook, newspaper, magazine, and/or porn. This style is also useful when shitting in a stall with out a door (so other people can't see your junk), another Benefit of CSS is that you will be sticking it to the man!

Oh man, this stall doesn't have a fucking door, but I gotta shit, I better pull a Charlie Style Shit. But this will be tricky since only the pros pull the Charlie Style Shitting maneuver.

by mtbmikex9 July 15, 2011

testicle shitting rectal wart

This is a nothing expression, but is from the South Park
movie. I believe Terrence or Philip called the other
one this, but it is in the first 10 minutes of the movie.

by Jay de Tejas September 13, 2003

ninja shitting

While at work or at the house of someone new you are dating, sometimes you don't want to have a loud shit. So, it is neccessary to be stealth like clenching your ass cheeks together to eliminate trumpet-like farts or take your dump very slowly so as to minimize the sounds of fecies hitting the water.

Phil: the walls are so thin at work I'm always ninja shitting.
Sarah: Yeah, I totally understand.

by Tequila_Mockingbird November 22, 2007

shitting rainbows

The third and highest stage of tripping out (usually on shrooms). The three stages include tripping, tripping balls, and shitting rainbows.

druggy one: "yesterday I ate some crazy African mushrooms and ended up shitting rainbows."

druggy two: "You have any more of those?"

by alexmanjina March 3, 2010

are you shitting in my pants?!

in disbelief to the fullest extent.

incomprehensible.

Jim: Dude, I just hooked up with your sister!
Jeff: Seriously?! What the hell man! Are you shitting in my pants?!

Jim: >_> <_<... no

by Shinaynay January 16, 2008

More chance of shitting in the queens handbag

There is a very slim possibility the task you would like to perform, will be completed satisfactory.

"Breeding Mongolian Traffic wardens with a hybrid Bagder to create a kung fu red blooded super race?!" -

"You got more chance of shitting in the queens handbag!"

by Professional Biscuit Thief December 10, 2009