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Shanghai Stir Fry

A sexual act performed by Alpha soy boys to assert dominance over the anus of a fellow vegan
Brian thought things were going well until his girlfriend went all Shanghai Stir Fry on him.
by A-trips October 30, 2020
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Shanghai American School

stressed asian school. that is all you need to know.

very competitive and no takeout so this is not the place to be.
shanghai american school has no takeout delivery because it is very far away
by ewrw34534534 May 13, 2021
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shanghai cookie

When a woman is performing anal cunnilingus, while simultaneously robbing you from behind your back.
That goddamn hooker gave me a Shanghai Cookie! She ate my ass and took my wallet!
by Deadard Stark September 25, 2021
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Shanghai High School International Division

Shanghai High School International Division=SHSID=Study Here, Sleep Is Deprived

One of the most prestigious schools in Shanghai.

Positives: The school is ginormous, the facilities are top-notch (ice rink, anyone?), and you can choose from up to 20 sports for PE. The IB program is one of the best in China, with 10% of students getting a full score of 45. Similarly, the school pumps out Ivy League acceptances. The fact that it is more Chinese than other international schools means there's not a lot of problems with bullying and underage drinking/smoking/vaping compared to other schools.

Negatives: The school is extremely Chinese for an international school, with 90% of the population being Asian. They are also very conservative, and prefer downplaying scandals before actually addressing the problem at the roots. The students here are very stressed bc teachers don't understand that students cannot do 3 hours of math homework every night. And it's funny how little the school teaches vs how hard the tests are. Without a tutor, you're screwed.

Oh yeah, forgot the GPA deflation. And how all the previously mentioned Ivy Acceptances are often hoarded by 1 person, though the school wouldn't tell you that.

But despite all these downsides, the students have an odd pride of being there. All in all, despite all the complaining the students does about their own school (and all the fantasizing they do about SAS), they ARE proud to be there.
John: "Which school are you in?"

Adam: "SHSID (Shanghai High School International Division), why?"

John: "Damn, you're such a nerd!"

Adam with a 3.4 GPA: "Yeah, thanks, I guess..."
by Cardan_Greenbriar_my_bae September 9, 2022
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shanghai wife

Dennis will help this business grow but I'm so tired of him; he's such a shanghai wife.
by Freindlysycophant November 30, 2017
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Shanghai Surprise

When you are having sex with a girl and she wants you to hit the gspot and her clit. So you have your penis inside her at an elevated angle to hit the clit reportedly. Then you take your thumb and reach around her and stick your thumb in her ass.
Man 1: why is natasha blowing up your phone all the time?
Man 2: I gave her the Shanghai surprise last week and she's hooked.
by Dirty Chaos April 10, 2018
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Shanghai Tower

A tower that every airplane wants to be inside of
I'm an airplane, and I really want to be inside the Shanghai Tower
by nickgurr507 June 26, 2019
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