Shanghai Surprise

When one of two people makes a fist, inserts the fist in the other persons ass, then opens their fist to make spirit fingers while hand is their ass.

'Christine was obsessed with anal sex, more so getting a 'Shanghai Surprise'"

by ViolentlyHappy726 May 8, 2016

shit out of a shanghai

To describe a object moving quickly

The red car went like a shit out of a shanghai

by Serendipity1307 October 7, 2023

Shanghai Surprise

A huge shit left somewhere unexpectedly.

My dog left me a Shanghai Surprise in my bedroom last night.

I did a Shanghai Surprise in your bathroom.

by Arcspork May 7, 2025

Shanghai Noodle

A woman’s vagina

If your going to stick your wing dang doodle, in her Shanghai Noodle, your going to have to pay-!

by shortCUT207 February 7, 2025

Shanghai

when you need to take a shit and you’re too embarrassed to say “i need to shit”
Derived from the intro of Nicki Minaj’s song ‘Shanghai’ which sounds like diarrhea

“Dude, I need to shanghai.”

by ninaboobrev March 18, 2020

Shanghai Stir Fry

A sexual act performed by Alpha soy boys to assert dominance over the anus of a fellow vegan

Brian thought things were going well until his girlfriend went all Shanghai Stir Fry on him.

by A-trips October 30, 2020

Shanghai Slugger

Much like the Bucking Bronco only with Asian women and a Louisville Slugger.

Did you hear what Marco did to that chick last night?
No man, what did he do?
Finished up and hit her in the face with a baseball bat.
So he gave her a Shanghai Slugger?
Yep.

by xI extremist Ix September 29, 2008