Did you hear what Marco did to that chick last night?
No man, what did he do?
Finished up and hit her in the face with a baseball bat.
So he gave her a Shanghai Slugger?
Yep.
No man, what did he do?
Finished up and hit her in the face with a baseball bat.
So he gave her a Shanghai Slugger?
Yep.
by xI extremist Ix September 29, 2008

When you are having sex with a girl and she wants you to hit the gspot and her clit. So you have your penis inside her at an elevated angle to hit the clit reportedly. Then you take your thumb and reach around her and stick your thumb in her ass.
Man 1: why is natasha blowing up your phone all the time?
Man 2: I gave her the Shanghai surprise last week and she's hooked.
Man 2: I gave her the Shanghai surprise last week and she's hooked.
by Dirty Chaos April 10, 2018

Shanghai High School International Division=SHSID=Study Here, Sleep Is Deprived
One of the most prestigious schools in Shanghai.
Positives: The school is ginormous, the facilities are top-notch (ice rink, anyone?), and you can choose from up to 20 sports for PE. The IB program is one of the best in China, with 10% of students getting a full score of 45. Similarly, the school pumps out Ivy League acceptances. The fact that it is more Chinese than other international schools means there's not a lot of problems with bullying and underage drinking/smoking/vaping compared to other schools.
Negatives: The school is extremely Chinese for an international school, with 90% of the population being Asian. They are also very conservative, and prefer downplaying scandals before actually addressing the problem at the roots. The students here are very stressed bc teachers don't understand that students cannot do 3 hours of math homework every night. And it's funny how little the school teaches vs how hard the tests are. Without a tutor, you're screwed.
Oh yeah, forgot the GPA deflation. And how all the previously mentioned Ivy Acceptances are often hoarded by 1 person, though the school wouldn't tell you that.
But despite all these downsides, the students have an odd pride of being there. All in all, despite all the complaining the students does about their own school (and all the fantasizing they do about SAS), they ARE proud to be there.
One of the most prestigious schools in Shanghai.
Positives: The school is ginormous, the facilities are top-notch (ice rink, anyone?), and you can choose from up to 20 sports for PE. The IB program is one of the best in China, with 10% of students getting a full score of 45. Similarly, the school pumps out Ivy League acceptances. The fact that it is more Chinese than other international schools means there's not a lot of problems with bullying and underage drinking/smoking/vaping compared to other schools.
Negatives: The school is extremely Chinese for an international school, with 90% of the population being Asian. They are also very conservative, and prefer downplaying scandals before actually addressing the problem at the roots. The students here are very stressed bc teachers don't understand that students cannot do 3 hours of math homework every night. And it's funny how little the school teaches vs how hard the tests are. Without a tutor, you're screwed.
Oh yeah, forgot the GPA deflation. And how all the previously mentioned Ivy Acceptances are often hoarded by 1 person, though the school wouldn't tell you that.
But despite all these downsides, the students have an odd pride of being there. All in all, despite all the complaining the students does about their own school (and all the fantasizing they do about SAS), they ARE proud to be there.
John: "Which school are you in?"
Adam: "SHSID (Shanghai High School International Division), why?"
John: "Damn, you're such a nerd!"
Adam with a 3.4 GPA: "Yeah, thanks, I guess..."
Adam: "SHSID (Shanghai High School International Division), why?"
John: "Damn, you're such a nerd!"
Adam with a 3.4 GPA: "Yeah, thanks, I guess..."
by Cardan_Greenbriar_my_bae September 9, 2022

When a slut is giving you head, put your thumbs on the corner of her eyes and move the skin to make the girl look Asian
by Dickpool69 November 23, 2016

by Freindlysycophant November 30, 2017

by nickgurr507 June 26, 2019

When using a public restroom, the action of squatting over a toilet so your butt does not touch the seat. “Shanghai” referring to the toilets that are used in Shanghai china where the toilet is built into the floor and you squat over it to do your buisness.
I went to use the bathroom but the seat was gross, so I used the Shanghai squat to not touch the seat.
by Tom Rob April 12, 2024
