Spork Sensei

The coolest and wackiest moderator for FJF.

Spork Sensei is awesome.

by Paul Geringer December 14, 2003

Spork Sensai

Gay, but a good mod

Spork Sensai is cool

by Royal Cline December 14, 2003

spork it

male and female spooning with male behind. male's "fork prong," if you will, is rubbing between his female companions legs. See also fork it.

Spork it before you fork it, man.

by sporkin it all day August 5, 2010

Spork in the Road

When a road splits into two roads, but ALSO dips. I imagine a fork in the road...and now the dip.

When I hit that spork in the road, I went left but the dip excited me a little bit. It wasn't very notable.

by The_Naked_Snake May 28, 2018

Spork Check

“Spork Check”

Background: In certain mental hospitals, plastic sporks are the only eating utensil issued to patients. When a patient is going to throw their trash away, they must show a nurse that their spork is intact while disposing of it. This is to avoid patients potentially harming themselves or others with the spork.

Everyone please line up by the trash can for your spork check.

by applebottomjeans12 May 12, 2020

Spork and Shovel

When you spoon, fuck, then shovel her out the door

Tom: "Dude don't spork and shovel my girl"
Nick: Sorry bro, already done

by urbanicious January 25, 2021

Spork your bangs

When you need to fix your bangs, but you don’t have your “bangs comb” so you get a spork (spoon-fork) from the restaurant you’re current at

Lyric: Lynette, fix your bangs
Lynette: I don’t have my comb with me.

Lyric: Just go to the counter and get a spork and spork your bangs!
Lynette: Good idea!

by mtnbiker March 18, 2023