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Spastic

Dizz

Yup I look at the moon sometimes

Has viper been talking about me
“Wow look at dizz , she’s still trying to put the words together correctly, what a spastic.”
“Is dizz really that dumb, how hasn’t she got child services to take her darling ANDREW away yet”
by Sxmmy26 September 7, 2021
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Spastic

Definition of oniksa and how she acts
Look at oniksa the defined spastic
by Abdi aannoooo December 15, 2019
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Spastic

the correct definition is someone with cerebral palsy, my definition is someone who acts stupid in the moment.
person 1: *drops pen*
person 2: “hahaha you’re spastic”
person 1: “no you’re spastic”
by soton menace November 22, 2021
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spastic

''Man, Szymon is the definition of spastic.''
by big papa 42069 February 9, 2023
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Spastic

A man that shits on his kitchen floor and then falls asleep naked on the couch
“Steve the spastic shit on the kitchen floor Eddie” - Louise
by Stevepisseshimselfwhendrunk August 22, 2025
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Drastic-Spastic-Mastic

Pretty self defined. A town on Long Island that is considered the “ghettoist” of them all. Has it’s own IG @only_in_mastic where you can preview all the “ghetto shit” that goes on down there. A once beautiful sea side town turned inside out by drugs, white boy wannabe “thugs”, and a complete “white trash” breed of their own. “Drastic-Spastic-Mastic” is full of backstabbing trash bag whores named Alyssa Taverna who is a “cum guzzler” and now houses David J. D’amore I I who put the “Swindle” in “Swindlehurst” him being there now is not doing Mastic any better. Can a town this bad get any worse? Yasss! The reservation aka: “tha Rez” is where you hear gun shots and can score pretty much anything, yes including cheap gas and cigs.
Put on your Kevlar we are heading into “the no go zone” “Drastic-Spastic-Mastic where literally ANYTHING can happen including Bully Joel the famous bull that took a run through the town of Mastic lmfao people are “Drastic” they are “Spastic” and obviously from “Mastic”
by Bomb-Shelly August 4, 2021
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Spastic

A derogatory term used to describe a complete moron/idiot.
What genius thought it was a good idea to promote a spastic like Russell, he can barely string a sentence together.
by Lydia12312 July 13, 2022
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