red socking

Red socking is a form of vilent anal sex. Red Socking utilizes the donkey punch to stun the recipient. Once the recipient is sufficently stun the "giver" hastily removes his penis so as to expose the recipients rectal lining.

The redsocking videos I downloaded made me vomit.

by SW12 December 29, 2004

Shorking

When you are at home working - and taking a dump at the same time = Shitting and working = shorking.

I'm at home shorking on an importaint project.

by QuadTrax December 1, 2010

Text Stocking

To text someone who doesn't know your number and sometimes pretend to be someone else to learn about them.

Kelly "I get these text from this guy i don't know."
James "Oh?! Well what does he ask you?"
Kelly "He asks me questions about myself."
James "Oh, well he is text stocking you."

by Justin Ryan! January 22, 2009

smocking gun

Similar to a T-shirt cannon, except that it fires smocks and aprons.

Tammy Lariat used a smocking gun to distribute smocks and aprons to the crowds in the stands.

by wendue December 10, 2018

slocking

Asian term for fcuking or dating

You and her are so slocking each other don’t hide it!

by Linking December 17, 2017

Shucking the Corn

A term used by people native to the Appalachian Mountains to describe a speech or sermon that is particularly energetic. The term is most commonly used in reference to "hellfire and brimstone" preachers.

Did yins hear the preacher's message last Sunday? He was a-shucking the corn!

by Cackalacky Painter October 9, 2018

jizz stocking

When you wake up with morning wood and your girl won’t take care of you before getting ready so you angrily jerkoff into the sock she’s about to put on without her seeing so she gets a wet warm jizz surprise

Babygirl would bang me this morning so I gave her a jizz stocking while she was in the bathroom. Got her!

by TKwalnuts69 December 13, 2017