Salty

When a person takes offense to a simple joke and stays angry throughout the day. One typically gives the silent treatment.

"I can't chill with this man Ben. He gets too salty"

by harvardtrillboy April 14, 2015

Salty

1)Bitter taste the usually invokes gagging and/or spitting.
2)What a chick says your cum tastes like when you've had too much bacon the night before.

1)My man juice was so salty, that hoe started gagging and then she spit it all out onto my carpet. Damn!
2)Well it was probably salty from all that bacon you had last night.

by MacTrucK November 24, 2004

salties

In a basketball game, when a male player jumps up to shoot the ball and another player is waiting for the rebound, the guy shooting might rub his balls in the other man's face/mouth. This is similar to sucking the salt off of a peanut's shell, hence, salties.

John: SLAM DUNK!
Aaron: Yeah, but I feel bad for the other guy.
John: Why man?
Aaron: Did you see that?! He got some salties.
John: Sick dude.

by biggestdadddy December 7, 2009

Salty

To be a flirt , or be too obsessive with a male or a female , usually results in a friend leaving a friend for someone that want to get with

Brandon leaves the crowd with jess to go back to her house, he's being so salty!

by kl51 June 8, 2013

Salty

something very sexy like the taste in your mouth when you kiss them after swimming in the ocean

wow, that dress is so SALTY!

by MilaNyvek October 7, 2006

Salty

legit, very good, awesome

Did you just see me make that putt? I'm so salty.

by kliegel August 26, 2010

salty

Sad, angry, lonely, tiredy.

Have you talked to Jacob recently?
No, he's been super salty since Alyssa broke up with him.

by zcizzle September 21, 2014