A sexual act in which the female cups her mouth around a males anus while inhaling, and said male passes flatulence. Exclusively performed in Salem, Massachusetts
by Wolfxn333 December 28, 2023
Get the Salem suckymug. A weird fucking bozo whole likes to default dance watching among us rule 34 and drinking tit milk. Also has a fear of balloons.
by islammedmypenisinthecardoor October 31, 2021
Get the Salemmug. Someone that means and defines everyone meaning of perfect shown as a person, They are legit the best person on earth and no one can be better than them. They are the type of person that can cheer you up anytime of day and make your day 10x better, always happy to call with you and keep you company, and just wants you to be happy.
They're one of the best types of people
They're one of the best types of people
I fucking love Salem
by xulk July 25, 2021
Get the Salemmug. Salem is the best person alive
by GreatOnce March 12, 2022
Get the Salemmug. Literally the best person in the world. He'll always be there for you and will literally be your platonic soulmate for life. Everytime you look at him you'd either be like, "Wow! Look at Salem, I'd love to be his friend!" or "Salem is the bestest friend in the world!!!". And even though you may not have a lot of free time with him, every moment with him is some of the funniest, most enjoyable, and relaxing time you've ever spent in your life.
by bella : ) June 28, 2023
Get the Salemmug. by ThatTransMan June 29, 2021
Get the Salem(The person)mug. A Salem is the act of pouring cow excrement in a (typically female) partner's vaginal (anal if male) cavity . This act was practiced in the 17th century, as a way for men to ensure their partners will stay loyal and not commit sin before marriage, as they believed no man would engage in sexual intercourse with such a foul smelling person.
By the time the Salemed person engages in marriage, the excrement typically hardens, and requires a doctor's assistance to be removed (which will be granted if the man believes their partner has been faithful).
Although this act has fallen out of fashion in the 18th century, It is still practiced by traditional villages all around the world.
By the time the Salemed person engages in marriage, the excrement typically hardens, and requires a doctor's assistance to be removed (which will be granted if the man believes their partner has been faithful).
Although this act has fallen out of fashion in the 18th century, It is still practiced by traditional villages all around the world.
Dave: I am a month from getting married, but I think my fiancée is cheating on me!
John: You should Salem her.
John: You should Salem her.
by bigmoneysex July 24, 2021
Get the Salemmug.