Reuben

The best person to ever exist he loves cats and will listen too you anytime he is loyal and is the kindest person ever with the best sense of humour

Person 1: Hey look it’s Reuben!

Person 2: Oh my god he’s so cool

Person 3: I don’t like Reuben

*person 1 and 2 kill 3*

by Dfbffkdkdkdkd April 3, 2022

Reuben Stepanovski

Reuben Stepanovski is a dude who really loves the gym and is hashtag team Edward.
He does not associate himself with the sandwich but he eats alot of them

He plays hella minecraft and will fish for u if ur iPad gets too sweaty
He likes to go to the airport and watch planes
And he yearns for a phone
He does not associate himself with the pig from minecraft story mode

Person 1: hey Reuben Stepanovski do u want a Reuben sandwich?!
Reuben: no bro wat is wrong with u

by tazzyy October 5, 2025

Reuben

Has a big wang and if you’re not careful it might end up inside you.
Can pull both genders without trying but he only likes pussy and double Ds.

“Bro who was that banging the substitute teacher at break?”
“That was just Reuben”

by Pu$$yMCHN March 30, 2023

Reuben

Boys with a non existent penis

Katrina: Reubens penis was soo small I prefer BBCs

by Realdog May 27, 2024

Reuben

🧂

hey have you heard of reuben?
oh yeah isnt he

🧂
yeah thats him

by RaptorXTS November 9, 2020

Reuben

this man is an absolute Chad: usually the tallest boy, brown hair, blue eyes, athletic, and can get any girl he wants. doesn’t care about your opinion.

Reuben is a chad

agreed

by rowanbarkleyxoxo November 23, 2021

Stinky reuben

When blow a load in a chick the night before and the next morning before she showers she asks you to go down on her and her snatch looks like corned beef and stinks like rotten sauer kraut.

I tapped that chick last night but this morning she made me eat a stinky reuben!

by 660 June 3, 2017