A vagina with large labias and a sticky touch that resembles a Reuben (or smoked meat) sandwich. Common phrase amongst French-Canadians.
by Dr. Strangepenis March 30, 2010
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A sex act which starts off with the man wearing those Groucho Marx-looking glasses. You know…the ones with the fake nose and mustache. Next the man has anal sex with his female partner. After the man ejaculates into her anus he stuffs grilled corned beef and sauerkraut in the woman’s “dirty” anus mixing it around and coating the sandwich mixture nicely with his used cum. Next the man (still wearing his Groucho glasses of course) removes the Reuben mixture, places it between two pieces of toasted rye and feeds it to the woman. Voilà! A Dirty Reuben!
by Cavedwellar October 26, 2006
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'I can easily see myself go Full Reuben on her.'
'I went out on Friday and woke up on Monday morning. I now have a belly button ring and a questionable tattoo. I went Full Reuben.'
'I went out on Friday and woke up on Monday morning. I now have a belly button ring and a questionable tattoo. I went Full Reuben.'
by softpussysophie September 24, 2020
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Joey was hitting Linda from behind when he decided to give her a slick reuben. It's a good thing his umbrella was ready.
by Barry McCockinher May 5, 2008
Get the Slick Reuben mug.Orally injesting the yeast infected discharge from the vagina. The inner Labia ( Labia Minora ) is recognized as the corned beef in the Rueben sandwich and the outer Labia ( Labia Majora) is recognized as the bread from the sandwich. The yeast infected discharge is recognized as the thousand island dressing. Finally the discharge soaked pubic hair serves as the final ingredient, the Sour Kraut.
While going down on Sherie, Billy realized the odd flavor of Sherie's meat skirt was a "Greazy Reuben".
by AK MUD December 8, 2010
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When Zach discovered that Cody was bisexual the twins decided to make The Reuben upon London Tipton.
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