Alan Reet

Alan Reet is a top grafter, who completed the bricklaying course. He rides around Charvgartha on his dark matter surron and grafts all sorts of Charvgartha artifacts. He can be distinguished by his scouse trim, a full montirex outfit and his Airmax 95s.

Holy shit, it's Alan Reet, hide your copper wire!
Sound Lad

by Jbukrnr_07 May 5, 2025

reet

hello

iam reet siro

by anonymous November 23, 2021

reet

a homeless bitch who tries acting relevant while having literally zero friends or hoes, she thinks she’s so cool but literally has no social life, she literally looks like a dog took a shit, and then someone ate that shit, and then threw up, and then ur nan eats the shit again and throws it up, then you get reet the fat ugly bitch, i hope she dies in a pit with nothing else and i think she deserves nothing

guys look! it’s reet the ugly hoe ass bitch!!

by ihatecows30202021 December 6, 2021

Reet

The polite word for (retard)

Oh my god shes acting like a reet

by Gg panini July 12, 2021

Reet

Something you say when you want to say yeet and ree

Bob: reet

Devin: ok then

by Z3ph24 February 1, 2020

Alan Reet

Tiktok man that grafts dark matter surrons all day . Often associated with the chavgartha plot.

Plots dressed up as Alan Reet on a Sunday afternoon. or "Fair play to Alan Reet, man went from building gaffs with dark matter tools , to jeeting Bonnie Blue and having a sprog, genuinely sound geezer aswell"

by X-sav May 10, 2025