Molest a Redhead Week

Don't actually molest your redheaded companion. The week has to include January 12th. Can or cannot be combined with kiss a read head day.

Guy 1: Bro it's the week of January 12th! You know what that means
Guy 2: What does it mean?
Guy 1: That tall redhead I've been wanting to smash but doesn't talk to me...
Guy 2: Brother in Christ just because it's molest a redhead week doesn't mean you get to-
Guy 1: Mmmm nonconsensual redheaded rizz

by Anonymous folk January 14, 2024

Aníta redhead

Is a cold hearted ginger egghead who is scared of bald people at the theater when her friend is one of the main characters, she keeps avoiding people named Sigrún and eats slowly, nobody wants to be like Aníta redhead.

Aníta redhead is Kim possible

by Kalli á bakinu November 21, 2021

Redheaded-code

Every person with red hair vows their life to loving the color green. They spend there day counting grass blades and attempting to communicate with worms using sounds waves that their millions of red antlers signal off the top of their head.

The Redheaded-code can control the life of all red headed people.

by X Æ A-12 August 19, 2020

Redheads

I'm not selecting based on redhead. I am selecting based on availability and accessibility. And whether or not it is accessible or available to me is entirely contingent on how YOU... Are selecting. And HOW YOU ARE SELECTING... Is not me. So, no. Fuck you. You're selecting retard fat-cock and then tell me "It's not your dick. It's that you don't have any other positive traits." And THAT is what the word DEHUMANIZATION means.

Hym "Look at that. An apples to redheads comparison. We are not doing the same thing. You are selecting how you are selected and I am selecting how I am selecting."

by Hym Iam February 27, 2025

Cherry redhead

When you rub your bald head on a vagina on its period, giving yourself a cherry redhead

This girl was on her period so I gave myself a cherry redhead

by kravnen October 6, 2023

redhead

hes this guy in BUS 30 and hes so fucking adorable and he has rEd and bLack hair and hEs so fuCkiNg fuNny. ive had to sit by him 5 times and hes just sO funny and adorable ilovehimsomuch. and i actually found out where he lived but i am not telling anYbody!!!

friend: hey weres redhead!
me: i dont know over there
friend: aw hes so cute

by xiumin addict September 21, 2018

Molest a Redhead Day

This holiday takes place January 8th. Please don't take advantage of the redhead. Seriously, dont.

Guy 1: oh look its January 8th!
Guy 2: its national molest a redhead day!
Guy 1: what.
Guy 2: Do you know a redhead I can...talk...too?
Guy 1: seek help

by Anonymous folk January 8, 2024