“My BrAiNs ArE mAdE oF sHiT aNd PsYcHoPaThS aReN’t SuCcEsSfUl!” ~ Doctor JeepJorp Peepeestones
Hym “Poor people aren’t successful. Most people aren’t successful. And for a Psychopath to be successful you would need to know not know that they are psychopaths. And now you’re thinking “I’m A cLiNiCiAn! I wOuLd KnOw! I’m Dr. JeEpJoRp!” and, yes, but you’re also a bad clinician and you’re full of shit. So... there’s that....Anywho, there was this guy who was on Joe Rogan’s podcast and he told this story about a clinician who did a bunch of tests on psychopaths. He developed a test and gave the test to 100 people. He found that one of the people who took the test was a psychopath (by his own metric). The psychopath was HIM! And not me Hym but HIM, him. He was one of the 100 and he failed his own test (Which is why you can’t take your own test). He’s a psychopath and is successful.
Hym “Poor people aren’t successful. Most people aren’t successful. And for a Psychopath to be successful you would need to know not know that they are psychopaths. And now you’re thinking “I’m A cLiNiCiAn! I wOuLd KnOw! I’m Dr. JeEpJoRp!” and, yes, but you’re also a bad clinician and you’re full of shit. So... there’s that....Anywho, there was this guy who was on Joe Rogan’s podcast and he told this story about a clinician who did a bunch of tests on psychopaths. He developed a test and gave the test to 100 people. He found that one of the people who took the test was a psychopath (by his own metric). The psychopath was HIM! And not me Hym but HIM, him. He was one of the 100 and he failed his own test (Which is why you can’t take your own test). He’s a psychopath and is successful.
And now you might say “ThAt’S aNeCdOtAl! I wIsH mY dAuGhTeR wAsN’t A sLoOt!” And you may be right. Unless we consider Price’s Law 😏☝️ If it applies to psychopaths, then there are bound to be some psychopaths who are Pareto distribution beneficiaries. You wouldn’t know that they are psychopaths. THEY might not even know they are psychopaths! The majority of Psychopaths aren’t successful because the majority of PEOPLE aren’t successful. And in the context of you adopting the qualities of a psychopath, I think it’s safe to say that being a Psychopath IS a good long term strategy. So.... Wrong again DerpDork! God I’m smart. I’m way better at your job than you are too! And now you’re thinking “WeLl I jUsT jErRyMaNdEr ThE dEfInItIoN oF ‘Success’ aGaIn! My StUpId AnImAl FaNbAsE wHo CaN’t ThInK wOn’T nOtIcE!” And.... You’re right! Both of those things will happen. Also, if Neuroticism is the marker for psychopathy then women are more psychopathic than men. And where do women go too far? What do women need to change? “NoThInG! wOmEn JuSt NeEd To StOp TrYiNg To DeStRoY mY rEpUtAtIoN! i’M nOt A fRaUd AnD a ChArLaTaN! i’M dR. GeEpGoRp!” Baaaahahahahahahahahaaa! Bwahahahahaha! Ha!”
by Hym Iam November 5, 2022
Get the Psychopathmug. Dude have you seen DiamondyJhon's newest video?
Oh from that psychopath no but from Michael Reeves yes.
Oh from that psychopath no but from Michael Reeves yes.
by ITSDIAMONDBOY April 22, 2022
Get the Psychopathmug. 
He asked be what I wanted from taco bell for breakfast this morning and thats when I knew he was an Actual psychopath.
by Shankins November 18, 2021
Get the Actual psychopathmug. Hym "That's the whole thing. You're entirely projecting your relationship with your daighter onto society AND ME... And you're using that to justify doing whatever you want to me. 'If Sex > Relationship = Psychopath. Psychopath bad. Must stop Psychopath from fucking my daughter- I mean, destroying society! (And it's already too late for that anyway)' or ✌️✊️✌️Short-term gratification✌️✊️✌️ instead of relationship. That's your entire reasoning behind this. It doesn't have anything to do with trying to get unearned status. This is probably the worse way to go about doing that. Even if it was, you're a literal fucking charlatan, Jordan, you are the single worst person to be talking about trying to use something that doesn't belong to you to elevate your fucking status in society. You don't want me to have any status so long as I'm unwilling to give up my butthole to you. I don't care about what your molested retard patients did in response to their shit childhoods. The suffering scapegoat doesn't work on me. And now you want to control how men interact with women but NOT ALONG THE LINES OF MOLESTING A RETARD AT WORK... You're entire propositional ethic has exceptions for people you like and you're willing to use force on the people you don't like. And in this instance it's 'nebulous definition psychopaths.' You're a literal classist wannabe aristocrat charlatan. I was right to do this, Jordan. This was correct."
by Hym Iam March 21, 2024
Get the Sex > Relationship = Psychopathmug. See, he makes the distinction between "Criminals" and "Psychopaths". Which means: He's perfectly willing to use compulsion on non-criminals.
Hym "So... Who counts as a 'Psychopath'? Well, anyone Jordan Peterson says is a psychopath but NEVER HIM. It's couldn't ever possibly be him. EVEN IF the traits he uses to describe how psychopaths behave apply to him more than they do the people he accuses of being psychopaths. For example: He has said that it's a combination of low agreeableness (So people who refuse to do things they don't want to do. Such as, I donno, refuse to uses the words he's told to use or acknowledge someone he doesn't want to acknowledge) and low conscientiousness (So, let's say, your office is a mess that never gets cleaned). He has said 'psychopaths need to move around a lot' (Which he has according to his daughter). He even has a test to determine whether or not you're a psychopath which he has used to kick people out of his class without their knowledge before they had done anything... BUT HE CAN'T TAKE THE TEST!
Hym "So... Who counts as a 'Psychopath'? Well, anyone Jordan Peterson says is a psychopath but NEVER HIM. It's couldn't ever possibly be him. EVEN IF the traits he uses to describe how psychopaths behave apply to him more than they do the people he accuses of being psychopaths. For example: He has said that it's a combination of low agreeableness (So people who refuse to do things they don't want to do. Such as, I donno, refuse to uses the words he's told to use or acknowledge someone he doesn't want to acknowledge) and low conscientiousness (So, let's say, your office is a mess that never gets cleaned). He has said 'psychopaths need to move around a lot' (Which he has according to his daughter). He even has a test to determine whether or not you're a psychopath which he has used to kick people out of his class without their knowledge before they had done anything... BUT HE CAN'T TAKE THE TEST!
He can't take it because he can know how to 'ALTER THE RESULTS SO THAT THE TEST SAYS WHATEVER HE NEEDS IT TO SAY' or it would show he's a psychopath but that's besides the point because that can't be the case! He can't be a psychopath because that would mean the HE NEEDS TO BE AND IS JUSTIFIED IN BEING COMPELLED TO, OH I DON'T KNOW, USES HIS STUDENTS PRONOUNS REGARDLESS OF WHETHER OR NOT HE'S BEING MANIPULATED. BY HE OWN LOGIC! That's what he doesn't seem to get. The rules of his profession are "you need to give affirmative care" and like a psychopath he refuses to do it because he doesn't want to. Now he needs to be compelled. But wait... His whole claim to fame is the belief that the government doesn't have the right to compel his speech 🤔 But he (like a narcissist) has afforded him the right to compel anyone who doesn't pass his personality test and believes that IT'S NECESSARY."
by Hym Iam March 16, 2023
Get the Psychopathmug.