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Psychopath

Dude have you seen DiamondyJhon's newest video?
Oh from that psychopath no but from Michael Reeves yes.
by ITSDIAMONDBOY April 22, 2022
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Psychopath

“My BrAiNs ArE mAdE oF sHiT aNd PsYcHoPaThS aReN’t SuCcEsSfUl!” ~ Doctor JeepJorp Peepeestones

Hym “Poor people aren’t successful. Most people aren’t successful. And for a Psychopath to be successful you would need to know not know that they are psychopaths. And now you’re thinking “I’m A cLiNiCiAn! I wOuLd KnOw! I’m Dr. JeEpJoRp!” and, yes, but you’re also a bad clinician and you’re full of shit. So... there’s that....Anywho, there was this guy who was on Joe Rogan’s podcast and he told this story about a clinician who did a bunch of tests on psychopaths. He developed a test and gave the test to 100 people. He found that one of the people who took the test was a psychopath (by his own metric). The psychopath was HIM! And not me Hym but HIM, him. He was one of the 100 and he failed his own test (Which is why you can’t take your own test). He’s a psychopath and is successful.
And now you might say “ThAt’S aNeCdOtAl! I wIsH mY dAuGhTeR wAsN’t A sLoOt!” And you may be right. Unless we consider Price’s Law 😏☝️ If it applies to psychopaths, then there are bound to be some psychopaths who are Pareto distribution beneficiaries. You wouldn’t know that they are psychopaths. THEY might not even know they are psychopaths! The majority of Psychopaths aren’t successful because the majority of PEOPLE aren’t successful. And in the context of you adopting the qualities of a psychopath, I think it’s safe to say that being a Psychopath IS a good long term strategy. So.... Wrong again DerpDork! God I’m smart. I’m way better at your job than you are too! And now you’re thinking “WeLl I jUsT jErRyMaNdEr ThE dEfInItIoN oF ‘Success’ aGaIn! My StUpId AnImAl FaNbAsE wHo CaN’t ThInK wOn’T nOtIcE!” And.... You’re right! Both of those things will happen. Also, if Neuroticism is the marker for psychopathy then women are more psychopathic than men. And where do women go too far? What do women need to change? “NoThInG! wOmEn JuSt NeEd To StOp TrYiNg To DeStRoY mY rEpUtAtIoN! i’M nOt A fRaUd AnD a ChArLaTaN! i’M dR. GeEpGoRp!” Baaaahahahahahahahahaaa! Bwahahahahaha! Ha!”
by Hym Iam November 5, 2022
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psychopath

psychopaths are usually female, an expample can be a psycho ex girlfriend who will stop at nothing until she has her ways, they usually fail tho
“wow kennedy is a crazy bitch she won’t leave that couple alone” “i know just laugh it off it’s pretty pathetic, she’s definitely a psychopath”
by winnie45pooh March 24, 2022
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Psychopathic

Being a psycho
That is prick is a psychopathic moron.
by Word dummy March 1, 2021
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Psychopath

Some who puts their socks on by doing one sock then one shoe, followed by by one sock one shoe.
Aaron and Hannah are psychopath.
by NoFuckBoi July 20, 2024
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Actual psychopath

He asked be what I wanted from taco bell for breakfast this morning and thats when I knew he was an Actual psychopath.
by Shankins November 18, 2021
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