A dick cheese that's so fine and pristine that it has to be admired and respected by many. It is rare to find smegma of this quality, thus causing it to be the premium of smeg.
Usually found to be as clear as the semen of a very hydrated man, and when comes into contact with vaginal or rectal fluids immediately dissolves into a natural form of lube.
Usually found to be as clear as the semen of a very hydrated man, and when comes into contact with vaginal or rectal fluids immediately dissolves into a natural form of lube.
I was involved in an orgy on Saturday, and one of these dudes had a severe amount of smegma, but it turned out to be premium smeg and just enhanced the thrill of the orgy.
by Bork Glasgow March 16, 2016
by Fruitysama's premium payout December 18, 2023
by Harry eade December 27, 2021
by Dieder December 15, 2019
The Premium Molé is a top-quality mixture of marijuana and tobacco of the highest caliber, each layered one atop the other in patient succession. Most enthusiasts recommend consuming the entire Preem in one go. Truly a gentleman's bowl, guaranteed to fuck your shit up. Chib
by Certainly Not A Harvard Grad February 24, 2016
Term used to define a Valorant player who is currently in an active relationship.
Also used to make fun of Valorant players who are not currently in an active relationship, in this case, MOST OF THEM.
Also used to make fun of Valorant players who are not currently in an active relationship, in this case, MOST OF THEM.
Guy #1: Hey bro, I just got Valorant Premium!
Guy #2: No way, congrats!
Guy #3: wtfdym congrats, fuck your cs:go overwatch clone, go play a real game
Guy #2: No way, congrats!
Guy #3: wtfdym congrats, fuck your cs:go overwatch clone, go play a real game
by bobabond June 25, 2023
Spotify, but premium
You pay for it and you get no more ads, unlike Spotify free which has 3000000 fucking ads every minute.
Also if you don’t know what Spotify is, go search it up.
You pay for it and you get no more ads, unlike Spotify free which has 3000000 fucking ads every minute.
Also if you don’t know what Spotify is, go search it up.
by Gdisvvc March 19, 2023