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Platypus Vagina

Not quite as pink as dolphin snizz, but make no mistake, that's some good platypussy(platypus vagina)!
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Platypus

THE PLURAL OF PLATYPUS. NOT PLATYPUSSES OR PLATYPI
Omg loads of platypus walked on the bus today
by Babyssscar December 8, 2020
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The Dirty Platypus

The action of rubbing the unwashed heel of your foot on a woman's genitalia but primarily on her clitoris.
Susan and I did The Dirty Platypus last night
by Jojo-Flano February 4, 2022
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Social platypus

Someone who cannot be placed into to any social archetype. Just like a platypus cannot be categorized by biologists
Damn, Marie is such an oddball. I can't catagorize her, she's like a platypus... a social platypus
by The Homeless Scholar July 7, 2025
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Platypus stain

A person who thinks themselves and their friends are "the shit" but are really quite rude and unliked by everyone except their group.
by notastain April 26, 2010
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Parry the platypus

A platypus that stops dr doofenshmerts and his evil robot people
by Dr doofenshmerts August 12, 2019
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Platypus

A word designed to end a conversation when the conversation has reached an impasse—When you are arguing with a friend or acquaintance and the conversation is going nowhere, and neither side is actually listening to the other side, or is, but simply cannot or will agree whatsoever, and the ongoing argument is angering and emotionally damaging one or both parties. At this point platypus is invoked by one or both parties as a peaceful means of ending the topic.
‘Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus.’ ‘No! Women are from Mars, and Men are from Venus.’ ‘Platypus.’
by kriegerenpaz May 29, 2018
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