paid under the table

Paid under the table

Paid under the table

by anonymous December 15, 2020

paid mole

Stan twitter jargon for individuals who present themselves as affiliated or unbiased towards certain entities but exhibit tendencies that suggest the opposite.

Stan Twitter User 1: “.@iamcardib's "Bodak Yellow" is now the most watched solo music video by a female rapper in YouTube history, surpassing @NICKIMINAJ's "Anaconda".”
Stan Twitter User 2: “Anaconda took the record back but I bet you won’t post that huh? Paid moles“

by Rosanika April 24, 2024

Paid to park cop

A cop whose job is to sit and find people to pull over/ A cop who is parked like a crime scarecrow.

“Make sure you drive slow, I saw two paid to park cops on the home earlier”

by D1CKNB@LLS July 26, 2024

Paid

I haven't been paid anything by anyone. I don't know who the hell you paid but it sure as hell wasn't me. And I don't shut up about my contribution because no one but me will say anything about it. My contribution has yet to be formally acknowledged. And no you couldn't have done it without me because the potential for the solution literally existed for years (since 2015 before I even started writing). So, no. I'm not going to let any amount of bald-retard jealousy undermine the most significant accomplishment in the last several decades. Will the 2 trillion dollar valuation I could literally pay all of your fighters out-of-pocket more than you can actually afford to pay based on how much generate with their labor.

Hym "And I'd need to be paid a lot more than that. And I'm going to need some residuals. And a holiday. And Jordan Peterson needs to go back to Canada."

by Hym Iam March 10, 2024

Paid in corn dogs

To be paid for a labor or service with something miniscule and not worth the time spent, such as free snack food or exposure. Usually done to “volunteers” at conventions and events.

I was going to volunteer for the comic convention, but they wanted me to work 8 hours and I would only be paid in corn dogs.

by anyling September 7, 2018

Paid Mole

Someone who’s been paid (or benefits in some shady way) to infiltrate a group, workplace, or online community and secretly report back or stir things up from the inside.

“The paid moles are tweeting y’all. They been trying for days. But I move on what time? Ok bye—to the group chat you go.”
—Nicki Minaj (via X)

by kjeron May 27, 2025

Paid-Off Hitler

A politician who is bought off by big corporations, and does the bidding of their corporate overlords.

Me: Did you see how that politician gave a big tax-carve out to the oil companies?

Them: Yup, classic Paid-Off Hitler.

by M3is3D October 17, 2022