PMS

The act of being a purple majestic snowflake.

Matt you're such a PMS

by Dabio_Munch December 8, 2015

pms

When A girl Is pissed off doesnt have to be her time of month
or when a man is acting the same way

damn that boy is Pmsing like anything.Being all rude and prissy

by SexShi MAmi April 2, 2004

PMS

Everybody knows what it means for a woman, but for men PMS means Pack My Suitcase.

Woman: What? You haven’t done that yet !!!
Man: Hey, cool down, you ask me 2 minutes ago
Woman: You are so irresponsible
Woman: Do you love me at all ?
Man: All right, I know which week we are now, it's PMS week, time to Pack My Suitcase.

by Helvisse January 28, 2008

pms

Pathetic Men Syndrome

PMSing Woman: I suffer from PMS, Pathetic men sydrome.
Man, Me too!
PMSing Woman: *Slaps*

by Eddie Wang May 16, 2006

PMS

A time of the month where guys need to back the hell off and girls are capable of ANYTHING. A good piece of advice is to buy 2 dozen flowers everyday and smile when she throws them at you. If she crawls in her bed and cusses you out and tells you to leave her the fuck alone, if you don't want to be sterile for the rest of your life, however short it may be, leave her alone.

Guy: God, this PMS stuff is really annoying.
Girl: Do you want to know how I feel? (Pulls out a very large knife.)
Guy: I think this is when I go run, buy you chocolate, come back, and get the hell out.

by La'Rae November 15, 2010

PMS

Mad Cow Disease.

The cows died of PMS.

by KS May 28, 2003

PMS

Not just a PRE Menstrual Syndrome, but a PRE, PRESENT or POST - all year long - Menstrual Syndrome.

In need of some chocolate, Im PMSing.

by hilanimal November 26, 2013