Me Me Morek

When Mark refuses to send your very qualified candidate to a client, but does not hesitate to send his less than qualified candidate.

Mark: Client wanted to know our three best candidates for the Plant Manager role, so that's what I sent them.
Robert: We sent them like 15 candidates. Our best three must be pretty good. Whose candidates did you send?
Mark: One of mine and two from other recruiters.
Robert: Wait, isn't your guy an Operations Manager who has never run a site before? He's better than the other 14 real Plant Managers we sent?
Mark: I think so.
Robert: Ok Me Me Morek.

by Nameless Recruiter October 22, 2020

slap me down and fuck me

1. The name of a drink in a Spanish Restaurant
2. Something you can ask when you are horny.

1. Un slap me down and fuck me por favor?
-Seguro.
2. Slap me down and fuck me
- Of course.

by randomegg January 09, 2025

<.7.9.7.6.>Interrupt Me To Then Guide Me Will Get You Killed By Me<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Interrupt Me To Then Guide Me Will Get You Killed By Me<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Interrupt Me To Then Guide Me Will Get You Killed By Me<.7.9.7.6.>

by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 23, 2025

beat me up and called me ugly

Something or someone that is so beautiful that it makes you feel far inferior to that thing or person to the point of being assaulted.

"This dress beat me up and called me ugly"

by Metalpole February 10, 2018

Just now mum and dad don’t let me cry and threatening me like dera dera I don’t like them

Just now mum and dad don’t let me cry and threatening me like dera dera I don’t like them

Just now mum and dad don’t let me cry and threatening me like dera dera I don’t like them

by sdinaz October 24, 2023

Well Bugger me Buttocks and fuck me sideways!

1.When you are are told never knew before

2. Somebody tells you something shocking
.

1 me: this ain't half a gram - in at 0.48 including baggy!

Mate. No a half here is never 0.5.it's a 0.4 max

Me: Well Bugger me Buttocks and Fuck me Sideways! That's a new one on me!

2.

Mate: I have a o ways wanted to shag you!

Me: Well Bugger me Buttocks and fuck me sideways!

by SKULLION 💀 April 17, 2022

well assassinate me and call me JFK

expression used during sexual intercourse. it’s a form of dark forplay

“did you hear the new term used during intercourse these days ??”
“well assassinate me and call me JFK”

by bigpussyloving December 09, 2020