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Oklahoma McSally

The practice of procuring a filet-o-fish (fish sandwich) from McDonalds and proceeding to give oneself a reach-around within the state of Oklahoma. Reach-around enthusiasts world wide still engage in heated reach around orgies and debate in what came first the Oklahoma McSally or the Texas Two Step.
Chad was pumped for his fishy Friday night. With a quick pass through the drive-thru, Chad had his hand on his hot date and was set for the Oklahoma McSally of a lifetime.
by IzicHaze February 11, 2010
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oklahoma pocket

An oklahoma pocket is a fat roll so deep that it requires it's own deodorant application and can store loose change or other valuables.
I was in the shower and I found a fresh-smelling yet sweaty $20 bill in my fat roll; these oklahoma pockets are always full of forgotten treasures.
by SubDefinee March 7, 2016
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Oklahoma Whirlwind

When a man eats a large, greasy meal and gets horrible gas. He then squats above a woman’s vagina and farts. The air blowing from his ass while farting tickles the woman’s clit, causing her to orgasm.
Man Steve, after that long night of drinking and White Castle, I went home and gave Courtney the best Oklahoma Whirlwind ever.
by OhYouNastyGurl October 27, 2018
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Oklahoma threesome

An Oklahoma threesome involves a man, a goat and a pony. It usually involves the man having anal sex with the goat while the pony performs a rimjob on the man.
Ma caught shitty Bill having an Oklahoma threesome in the barn. He was feeding to the goat while the pony licked his heiny.
by Egor Gorginski August 4, 2017
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oklahoma picnic

When you butter up an ear of corn and place it in your partners rectum.
Thomas had a nice Oklahoma picnic with his girlfriend.
by David Andres July 6, 2018
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oklahoma circle

Where you invite your relatives over and fuck each other in once giant circle.
Yo last family reunion that Oklahoma circle was wild
by KayboySamy July 6, 2019
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Oklahoma Blowout

"The act of ripping a huge guff in your partners face whilst having your salad tossed"
'Darlene was tossing Jarod's salad, he then shouted '*Oklahoma Blowout* and guffed in Darlene's face.
by Kissmyplums October 5, 2019
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