An idea to end world hunger, when doing anal, pull out and spread some fine seeds (wheat seeds work best) sprinkle it on your cock and shove it back in his/her/ it’s ass and or urethra, the moist environmental will make the seeds grow thus ending world hunger
This recession got us fucked up how are we going to feed our kids??? Babe we should try the Nutella flower field, we need our kids to eat right???
by Foxio January 25, 2023
When two brown men shit into a bowl. One man lays down on the floor and the shit is spread all over his chest, legs and groin. The other man then lays on top of him, thus creating burnt toast with nutella. This may also work with two white men, but instead of burnt toast, it would just be white bread.
Danny: "Hey Harry, you wont believe what I did last night."
Harry: "What did you do?"
Danny: "I made some burnt toast with nutella, last night with some guy. Maybe you would like to try it sometime!"
Harry: "MMMMM sounds delicious. I'll see when i'm off work!"
Harry: "What did you do?"
Danny: "I made some burnt toast with nutella, last night with some guy. Maybe you would like to try it sometime!"
Harry: "MMMMM sounds delicious. I'll see when i'm off work!"
by Poon Slayer <3 <3 <3 May 27, 2011
a joke used in goofy ahh youtube comments, often is used with the elderly man emoji, walking nutella jar simply means a black person
"it was that walking nutella jar"
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by normie4555 August 09, 2023
When one shits inbetween a women's tiddies and claps her tiddies together vigorously, thus creating a messy Nutella sandwhich
by Lachdog & JC September 05, 2018
When you're doing anal with a chick and get shit on your cock, so you take it out and wipe it on her pussy flaps.
by PillyWillyKP September 11, 2019
A particularly nasty sticky shit where the constant wiping of your ass will never draw a clean wipe.
by Jayboy1980 May 16, 2020
Oh so sweet but so soggy at the same time..
It’s bitter, as the foul taste spreads across the little bitty bumps On your tongue, it cowering in fear as this new flavor was introduced into your body.
Oh how frightening it is indeed.
Your body twist and turns as it decides what to do with this.. this monstrosity.
The expired chunk of nutella moves throughout your veins, spreading around like an extreme disease. It reaches your tummy tum tum, but it doesn’t feel so good.
You run, run for your life as your bum let’s out painful uh oh stinky farts. Your classmates look at you in horror, the delicious smell of old rotten taco bell filling up the air.
You reach your destination and sit down on the toilet, and unleash the beast. You cry painful tears, as the watery substance runs down your crack, with a small plop once it falls into the water. That my friends, is the power of nutella.
It’s bitter, as the foul taste spreads across the little bitty bumps On your tongue, it cowering in fear as this new flavor was introduced into your body.
Oh how frightening it is indeed.
Your body twist and turns as it decides what to do with this.. this monstrosity.
The expired chunk of nutella moves throughout your veins, spreading around like an extreme disease. It reaches your tummy tum tum, but it doesn’t feel so good.
You run, run for your life as your bum let’s out painful uh oh stinky farts. Your classmates look at you in horror, the delicious smell of old rotten taco bell filling up the air.
You reach your destination and sit down on the toilet, and unleash the beast. You cry painful tears, as the watery substance runs down your crack, with a small plop once it falls into the water. That my friends, is the power of nutella.
by Nutella in your fridge November 02, 2019