She Ready

she prepared to get pounded

she willing to get fucked

she is completely in condition to fornicate.

Measha rat ass, she ready.

by Preme-Oh August 11, 2012

ready for this jelly

An common term popularized by the song "Bootylicious" by Destiny's Child. Used to say some boy or girl can't handle you as a potential partner.
Usually negated such as "I don't think your ready for this jelly."

Rachel: I don't think your ready for this jelly.
Ian: NOoOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by random1117 February 20, 2012

Ready lights on

Nipples poking through a chick's shirt. Back in the day, B-52 bombers carrying nuclear weapons had a process whereby they would flip some switches to arm their bombs. Above each switch was a raised bulb that would light up when the bombs were ready to explode if dropped. A bombardier would say "Ready lights on" as a way to let everyone else know that he was ready to do some damage. The expression then came to be a way for aircraft personnel to call attention to nipples showing up the way ready lights would.

I didn't think it was cold out today, but that chick has her ready lights on.

by Craig56 April 26, 2007

war ready

Ready for action and or competition for the subject at hand.

When Mike asked Jonny if he was ready for the upcoming basketball game Johnny said, "I'm one hundred percent war ready!"

by LarryHart March 24, 2016

ready brek

The words referring to the taste of the female reproductive organs when performing oral sex. This can be used in many situations, also referring to whether a person has experienced oral sex recently.

Zak, you had any ready brek recently?
Yo, what was your ready brek like?

by Lewis Jackson January 8, 2007

Not Completely Ready

The result of using numpties to manufacture products. The reports cataloging these occurences and the oh oh spaghetti ohs leading to them are known as NCR's.

The customer has just called it appears their product was not completely ready. Can you give them a call back and take some abuse, I'm off to kick some numpties.

by Ben September 19, 2003

fight ready

This means you are ready to fight rather you know its going down or not

Ronny was walking down the street one day and this dude behind him said "Gimme yo money fool", Ronny was fight ready and turned around with his fist up. Jab to a hook the crock

by mikey December 12, 2004