When you are really into someone and want to be 'with' them, but you find out that they live far away. Like on the other coast!
Or, that that they are already in another relationship.
Or, that that they are already in another relationship.
I met her in the kitchen at Dan's party. We talked for awhile. It was getting heated. Then, this guy comes in and I find out it's her boyfriend. I have serious stretch-lust for Jenna. I guess I'll have to wait for the break-up now. Too bad for me.
by Mbott Universe August 6, 2011

Where you stretch your ballsack so far out that the ball hairs are evenly distributed so it feels like a piece of velvet when you run it between your thumb and forefinger.
by yjrjhet May 23, 2006

1. Yay, we get to do V Stretches :D
My vagina's been all unstretched lately :O
2. Hey, see that Ashli chick? The reeeaally pretty one with perfect hair? Yeah, she's fucking awesome V Stretches, yo.
My vagina's been all unstretched lately :O
2. Hey, see that Ashli chick? The reeeaally pretty one with perfect hair? Yeah, she's fucking awesome V Stretches, yo.
by Meep :) March 12, 2009

by noonecares November 3, 2003

by RozCris September 2, 2019

Catching a quick/short nap during the day. It usually involves you sleeping during your work hours, and wearing you work clothes including your shoes.
I am just going to catch a cowboy stretch underneath my desk so that I can get some energy for the rest of the day.
by Minette Williams January 2, 2009

by jace caitlyn November 13, 2007
