Definition: the hot man that sits in front of you in your statistics class.
He has bulging muscles you can stare at for days (and will!) and many tattoos. He will likely be drawing dinosaurs and showing you the tattoo of jesus on his arm--which you will gladly stare at.
He has bulging muscles you can stare at for days (and will!) and many tattoos. He will likely be drawing dinosaurs and showing you the tattoo of jesus on his arm--which you will gladly stare at.
Girlfriend, I didn't take any notes today because I was waaaaay too busy staring at hot stats man!
Girl: Hey, did you see that guy with the Jesus tattoo and the Iron Maiden belt buckle?
Guy: Yeah! That's Hot Stats Man!
Girl: Hey, did you see that guy with the Jesus tattoo and the Iron Maiden belt buckle?
Guy: Yeah! That's Hot Stats Man!
by keeeeerrrrr December 14, 2010
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You: "Dude did you hear about Moss getting traded to the Titans?"
Friend: "He got traded again?"
You: "C'mon bro get your stats up."
Friend: "Sorry I'm constipated...."
You: "......"
Friend: "He got traded again?"
You: "C'mon bro get your stats up."
Friend: "Sorry I'm constipated...."
You: "......"
by Underdog46 November 7, 2010
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by aucdan July 30, 2022
Get the Suck my fortnite stats mug.People who in an MMO recite in-game statistics to support their comments on an out of game forum thread;
or people who use their in-game statistics to measure their epeen and in some cases their out of game abilities.
or people who use their in-game statistics to measure their epeen and in some cases their out of game abilities.
Douche McNoobin says, "T2 drones have about 32% more damage compared to T1's at maxed racial spec FYI. If you can afford it here's a good use."
Usuck says, "you're such a stat fag"
or
Dude, your combat record sucks balls. Biomass yourself irl please.
Usuck says, "you're such a stat fag"
or
Dude, your combat record sucks balls. Biomass yourself irl please.
by usuck2 June 9, 2012
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by Yungblood20 October 22, 2023
Get the Stat-ensitive mug.An annoying person, usually a junior in high school, who asks an admit for a particular college for their stats (extracurriculars, essays, grades, etc.)
Reasoning behind it is that if they copy their profile, they will also get accepted, which is NOT true.
Reasoning behind it is that if they copy their profile, they will also get accepted, which is NOT true.
Person 1: I got into MIT and some bum online asked "Congrats! Can I see your ECs and essays?"
Person 2: What a stats shark
Person 2: What a stats shark
by buttfingerer September 18, 2025
Get the stats shark mug.A STAT girl is the woman who thrives on the magical power of statutory holidays—it's her elixir.
While others burn PTO for week-long escapes, the STAT girl knows the true secret to happiness: a three-day weekend.
In only 72 hours, she transforms from an exhausted, red-eyed corporate grind betch to living her best life—rested, motivated, and as energizing as her every morning overpriced soy latte.
STAT Girls have perfected the art of turning a mere long weekend into a personal renaissance. They embody balance: work hard Tuesday to Friday.
STAT Girls love — (em dashes) and Moo Deng. STAT Girls don't do anything just for "the plot".
A STAT girl doesn’t fear the return of Tuesday; she greets it, waving with freshly manicured nails, bright-eyed motivation, and an at-home tooth whitening kit sparkling smile.
While others burn PTO for week-long escapes, the STAT girl knows the true secret to happiness: a three-day weekend.
In only 72 hours, she transforms from an exhausted, red-eyed corporate grind betch to living her best life—rested, motivated, and as energizing as her every morning overpriced soy latte.
STAT Girls have perfected the art of turning a mere long weekend into a personal renaissance. They embody balance: work hard Tuesday to Friday.
STAT Girls love — (em dashes) and Moo Deng. STAT Girls don't do anything just for "the plot".
A STAT girl doesn’t fear the return of Tuesday; she greets it, waving with freshly manicured nails, bright-eyed motivation, and an at-home tooth whitening kit sparkling smile.
She's not a regular girl, she's a STAT girl.
BRATs are out, STATs are in.
A STAT girl doesn’t need to 'find herself' in Bali; she found herself halfway through a heart burn rendering bottle of white wine she claims to never drink again on a perfectly timed statutory holiday.
STAT girls are proof that the corporate grind hasn’t crushed all of our spirits, as long as there's a perfectly timed statutory holiday.
She's not taking vacation. She's in her STAT Girl Era.
BRATs are out, STATs are in.
A STAT girl doesn’t need to 'find herself' in Bali; she found herself halfway through a heart burn rendering bottle of white wine she claims to never drink again on a perfectly timed statutory holiday.
STAT girls are proof that the corporate grind hasn’t crushed all of our spirits, as long as there's a perfectly timed statutory holiday.
She's not taking vacation. She's in her STAT Girl Era.
by reallybigmajorleaguesportsfan December 13, 2024
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