Nagasaki Wake Up Call

Noun: A way of waking a sleeping person by spreading your ass cheeks while pressing your bottom up against the sleeping person's face and either farting really aggressively or defecating. The noise and smell this creates should be just as shocking and affective as the Nagasaki Atomic Bomb--the slumbering person will awake violently!

I gave Jimmy a Nagasaki Wake Up Call this morning to make sure he got up in time and didn't miss his flight.

by D. Cox February 9, 2009

nagasaki biscuit

When you put explosives in grandmas biscuits and detonate them at the family dinner

Tyler was going to his grandparents house for Christmas and his cousin got mad at him so he made Tyler a Nagasaki Biscuit

by Coonstar522 April 18, 2016

namasturbation

The act or practice of whacking off to yoga videos

Seeing my mom in yoga pants has put a serious damper on namasturbation for me.

by Ahrnhaid February 3, 2018

namasec

when a person says they are brb but then take more than 45mins

"sec or 45min like nama?" - namasec

Shes so gonna namasec us again, this happened yesterday too!

by justanotherdayinlife July 3, 2018

namasteak

The word that carnivores utter just before leaning into a giant piece of meat and gorging on flesh.

When the waiter brought out Dave's nicely marbled Wagyu Ribeye, he thanked him with a bow and a loud, 'Namasteak'...

by one 'f' Jeph September 12, 2018

nagasm

A group chat that stinks really bad.

"Are you in a nagasm?"

"thank GOD NO."

by timesangel January 25, 2019

Najasi

Najasi. An odd but nice name. Najasi is a very gentle, sweet creature. The resting bitch face will make you think different at first. She can be the sunshine to your day but also the thunder to your storm if you double cross her. Najasi is beautiful, smart,loyal, crazy, and has a big heart. Najasi is also very determined and can make anyone jealous if she tried.

"damn, Najasi.. she's so different but in the best way"

by Jennifer carr July 14, 2019