Montrose Mudflap

When a woman’s pussy lips are so loose they hang down over their anus, preventing shit from going directly into the toilet.

Only one thing could’ve caused that much feces to be on the tank of that toilet, a Montrose mudflap!

by Pudd of Rudd August 15, 2025

Mudflaps

Shitting so hard you get shit on your own vagina, sharting onto your beef curtains

"Tricia, we have to leave. The Taco Bell gave me a serious case of mudflaps"

"Don't get the barbacoa at Chipotle, that shit will give you mudflaps

by SitMyPants January 23, 2025

Mudflap

(Muh-d-fl-ap)
Noun
A person or persons who willingly and with pleasure catches all products produced from any and all sexual interactions. Including but not limited to any or all STDs.

That bitch is a jive ass mudflap, she catches it all.

by LullabiiSkies May 1, 2024

Norwegian mudflap

When you attempt to defecate into someone’s mouth in -15 weather and it freezes midway, falling, and slapping the other in the face.

I gave Jonas’s mom a Norwegian mudflap and she’s pretty mad about it still.

by Sassyshrimp November 27, 2021