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Monaco mudflap

A romantic move believed to be invented on the streets of Monaco whereby a gentleman holding hands with his lady grips her hand tighter and pulls it close to him, pressing her hand against his anus while flatulating upon it. The gentleman’s trousers could theoretically act as a “mudflap,” allowing the lady to enjoy the vibrant warming sensation without the risk of fecal particles soiling her hand.
Talia was the recipient of the first known Monaco mudflap during a stroll on a beautiful summer night after spending the evening at the Casino de Monte Carlo.
by wordsmithphd October 10, 2022
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Mudflap

(Muh-d-fl-ap)
Noun
A person or persons who willingly and with pleasure catches all products produced from any and all sexual interactions. Including but not limited to any or all STDs.
That bitch is a jive ass mudflap, she catches it all.
by LullabiiSkies May 1, 2024
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Mudflaps

Shitting so hard you get shit on your own vagina, sharting onto your beef curtains
"Tricia, we have to leave. The Taco Bell gave me a serious case of mudflaps"

"Don't get the barbacoa at Chipotle, that shit will give you mudflaps
by SitMyPants January 23, 2025
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mudflap slayer

Fucking a guys ass after he shit without wiping
Jack - I'm the best mudflap slayer
Joseph - my turn
by B'Ryan November 19, 2017
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