Someone who is always showing off, running around, doing this and that and thinking all eyes are on her. Often pink in colour and speaks with a french accent.
Betty: "see that girl over there?"
Pig: "you mean the pink one who's running around?"
Betty: "yeah, she's Melanie. She does this and that"
Pig: "you mean the pink one who's running around?"
Betty: "yeah, she's Melanie. She does this and that"
by Cochon_eater February 03, 2010
A name for a girl who acts unhealthily self conscious when she actually thinks she is the best. She uses her so called "self consciousness" to make people pity her and be her friend. Melanie is a name that when used in a sentence, instantly makes people want to vomit and then swallow that vomit over and over until they choke to death. Yes, not ALL Melanies are bad...but there are some bad eggs out there in the world who match this description. If you or someone you love know someone hanging around with a Melanie, please intervene and help save their soul from the blood sucking demon that is a Melanie. You could save a life.
by Kewlkidzzzz May 02, 2017
A Melanie is typically a lying bitch who delves into the culture of her boyfriends. Also forgets that she has friends when she is dating someone no matter how long she’s been dating said person
Hey, have you seen Melanie around?
No! Haven’t seen her for a few months
Hey, Isn’t that about the time she started dating that dude?
Hell yeah! Obviously!
No! Haven’t seen her for a few months
Hey, Isn’t that about the time she started dating that dude?
Hell yeah! Obviously!
by Cheaterboy101 July 28, 2018
An extremely ignorant, whore who has no respect for others or themselves. A lousy friends, and very close minded.
That's the fourth guy she has fucked this week, must be a Melanie.
What a fat smelly 'Mel'ly slob, she should be ashamed to go out in public like that.
What a fat smelly 'Mel'ly slob, she should be ashamed to go out in public like that.
by JD Langs February 04, 2010
by Bfalert45 June 12, 2019
A thot whom is always angry at cooper and pisses all her friends off by bitch slapping the shit out of them
by Sickobamba January 30, 2019
A bit of an easygoing person, tends to sit on guys knees and try to get one on one attention, acts out for attention as she doesnt get enough. Constantly needing reassurance and compliments to feed her bravado, but inside is a very very weak person. All in all a very beautiful soul. But has a few unresolved issues
"oh my god look at that sad excuse of a woman over there, shes a pure wreck"
"lest go its just the usual Melanie "
" im sure she needs therapy"
"lest go its just the usual Melanie "
" im sure she needs therapy"
by crunchtime March 30, 2010