Mateo

A fucking weird ass bitch who goes and rapes every boy in the radius of 500m, He is also very funny but can stick to one girl, he fucking funny but also sometimes mean. Just dont get on his bad side.

Oh shit its a Mateo!

by RGBOSS34 June 5, 2025

Mateo Blay Fuster

He's a handsome and athletic guy, who thinks good about everyone and hates Sari Eriksson. He has also said the n-word multiple times.

"Hey guys looks like it's Mateo Blay Fuster."

"My man, he is the best guy ever."

by TheFInnishPhilanthropist November 14, 2023

Mateo

little boy that gets molested 8 times a week

Mateo got molested again

by gayfag33 May 2, 2022

mateo

schwuchtel.

wow mateo is such a schwuchtel

by baba187 May 11, 2022

Mateo

Mateo is the most precious person someone could ask for. Always a good friend, always ready to give a piece of advice and be brave. Lucky are the one who are his friends and girlfriend. He has a smile that could light up this whole town, very laid back but sweet and defintly a people person. Makes everyone confortable. You will be lucky to have this mateo in your life but this one is only mine.

-your dear waffle

Mateo’s beard makes me crazy

by Waffle piojita November 21, 2021

Mateo

Mateo is the name given to streetball legends. If you know a Mateo, be grateful to god that he put one in your way. Mateo is the natural predator of Pablos. Although Mateos are quite common these days, you can identify a real OG Mateo from the rest because he:
-Has a big dick.
-His humor is elite.
-Is a streetball legend, 2k master and fortnite lord.

-Has the freshest memes.

-Owns a dope spotify playlist.

Watch out for Pablos, to avoid death they try to copy Mateos so most of fake Mateos are Pablos.

- Damn, he drained a 3 on my face!
- What do you expect? he's a Mateo

by CLLDBU January 30, 2020

Mateo

Someone who is pretty and cute as fuck. You can trust this person with your life! Never have you met such a caring and sweet person. They are so amazing, and you'll never find someone like this again!

You'll be forever grateful to have met a Mateo!!

Warning: this person has a lot of seasonal crushes

How grateful I am to have Mateo as a friend.
Mateo is so cute!

by mama_we-re_all_going_to_hell November 22, 2021