Mahdi Schizophrenia

ˈmä-dē ˌskit-sō-ˈfrē-nē-ə (noun):

A rare yet strangely common psychological condition where the afflicted individual, often while deep in spiritual overdrive or post-YouTube rabbit hole, becomes absolutely convinced that they are the long-awaited Mahdi — the chosen one who will bring justice, destroy the Dajjal, and probably fix your Wi-Fi too.

"Bro, I thought he was chill until he said he’s the Mahdi and started rearranging the furniture for prayer angles. Classic Mahdi Schizophrenia."

by HC789789 April 30, 2025

Nezam Mahdawi

Owns the biggest Arab newspaper. The dopest man alive. That's it ( there's way much more)

And has three kids

Faris- A flipping MAVERICK

Emran- like the biggest savage in the world

Bader- I Don't Know

Kimo- Hey Yousef do you know who the owner of the biggest Arab news paper is.

Yousef- Bro everyone knows him Nezam Mahdawi he owns Watan. (www.watanserb.com ALWAYS PLUG)

by RANDOMGUY365 June 16, 2017

Faris Mahdawi

When he says he's going to do something he'll do it. And you might not want to go near him because he's a flipping savage.

Johnny- hey do you know this kid named Faris Mahdawi

Roger- Hell yah if you don't know him that means you need to go get a life

by Ferristhefaboulsflyingflamingo June 19, 2017

Magic Mahdir

The guy that gives hopes and stalks you in your dream. Also he knows magic that can kill mankind.

I need Magic Mahdir

by [e-mail] May 17, 2018

Amanee Mahdi

most amazing person to ever walk the planet is very kind to others adored by everyone is like a goddess that walks on earth you should praise her and bow down to her feet

i want to be like Amanee Mahdi . ALL HAIL AMANEE MAHDI

by Amanee Mahdi January 18, 2021

Aly al mahdi

The GOAT at what they do

Yo! U pulled an Aly al mahdi at pool today

by Psyjka November 21, 2021