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Lumpy custard

Something or somebody that's difficult, problematic or troublesome.
My elderly mother can be lumpy custard.
by Paulsteven August 10, 2016
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Lumpy Legs

Lumpy legs is a disease a person can aquire during his/her lifetime usually in their teen years. When the disease takes over a person fully, their hind lumpy legs give out and the front ones are left in charge to help the person walk. A common mistake is that the front lumpy legs are the arms; they are not-no one knows where those are.
** girl falls **
friends: OMG! are you okay?
girl: no! my hind lumpy legs just gave out!
by chris martin <3 February 19, 2009
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Lumpy Switch Around

A sex activity where you and your partner/partners form a circle ass up, then a person in the center of the ass circle uses a lumpy cucumber to fuck a person of their choice. Then the two people swap places and the new person in the center gets to choose who to fuck with the lumpy cucumber.
Yeah i had a good weekend. Me and the boys had a lumpy switch around on saturday so i spent all sunday cleaning up.
by NotNotGeno January 11, 2021
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lumpy humpy

when your dick is swollen but you can still engage in sex through the doggystyle and other similar positions. It is quite a painful experience.
George: "I heard that you had an infection on your dong"

John: "Yes but that didn't stop me from giving her a lumpy humpy"

George: "That must have been painful..."
by dasvidaniya September 27, 2019
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lumpy jeans

When you get a boner while wearing jeans and the jeans won't move and it feels weird as hell. Also a great excuse to go the bathroom after an awkward conversation
Ahh crap guys, I got lumpy jeans. Gotta go.
by Aiden226 June 21, 2016
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lumpy fountain

when someone vomits while laying on his/her back due to a heavy night of drinking, this usually results in death.
by thechilde April 25, 2008
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lumpy maneuver

Blowing into someone's large intestine to give them CPR. It's considered 100% ineffective and fatal.
Did you hear how he just did the Lumpy maneuver on that guy? What an idiot.
by Shailushai December 22, 2023
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