by Paulsteven August 10, 2016
Get the Lumpy custardmug. Lumpy legs is a disease a person can aquire during his/her lifetime usually in their teen years. When the disease takes over a person fully, their hind lumpy legs give out and the front ones are left in charge to help the person walk. A common mistake is that the front lumpy legs are the arms; they are not-no one knows where those are.
by chris martin <3 February 19, 2009
Get the Lumpy Legs mug. A sex activity where you and your partner/partners form a circle ass up, then a person in the center of the ass circle uses a lumpy cucumber to fuck a person of their choice. Then the two people swap places and the new person in the center gets to choose who to fuck with the lumpy cucumber.
Yeah i had a good weekend. Me and the boys had a lumpy switch around on saturday so i spent all sunday cleaning up.
by NotNotGeno January 11, 2021
Get the Lumpy Switch Aroundmug. when your dick is swollen but you can still engage in sex through the doggystyle and other similar positions. It is quite a painful experience.
George: "I heard that you had an infection on your dong"
John: "Yes but that didn't stop me from giving her a lumpy humpy"
George: "That must have been painful..."
John: "Yes but that didn't stop me from giving her a lumpy humpy"
George: "That must have been painful..."
by dasvidaniya September 27, 2019
Get the lumpy humpymug. When you get a boner while wearing jeans and the jeans won't move and it feels weird as hell. Also a great excuse to go the bathroom after an awkward conversation
by Aiden226 June 21, 2016
Get the lumpy jeansmug. when someone vomits while laying on his/her back due to a heavy night of drinking, this usually results in death.
by thechilde April 25, 2008
Get the lumpy fountainmug. Blowing into someone's large intestine to give them CPR. It's considered 100% ineffective and fatal.
by Shailushai December 22, 2023
Get the lumpy maneuvermug.