literature

A fancy word for books that scholars approve of.

"Dune was pretty epic, but I don't think Mr. McDonaldsMeister would allow us to include it on our literature reading list."

by A Person With the Name Alex December 3, 2018

Literaturist

A new occupation created by micheal owen where people are forced to study literacy.(2020 bali tower is hiring)

How am i supposed to know i'm not a literaturist

by James the bear December 11, 2019

literature teacher

A sadistic poet that enjoys preaching communism in the language of literature.

The soviets specialises in literature teachers

by Question life April 7, 2021

Literarisch

German word for “literally” but not literally.

“Emma is literarisch the best at making up words”
“Omg literarisch!”

by Bennibunny June 29, 2023

commodity literature

Any form of writting with the sole intention of generating money, usually by exploiting current social and or market trends.

Commodity literature;
Tween novels, ie Twightlight series, Harry Potter series
Romance novel, ie anything with Fabio Lanzoni featured on the cover

by Eric shoemem January 10, 2012

hard literature

Any piece of literature that is very addictive, keeping the reader from putting it down. It can also make the reader immediately want to buy the next volume in a series, if more exist.

"My friend loaned me the first books in the Transmetropolitan series and the Preacher series; they're so friggin' cool, I need to read more!"

"I know, that's some hard literature."

by commonflux November 29, 2012

urbanary literate

Someone who actually uses the Urban Dictionary's word of the day, and then expects everyone else to know what they are talking about.

OMG THAT IS SO *insert word of the day here*!!!
Why is everyone staring at me?! I'm simply urbanary literate!

by nightlover November 3, 2012