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libertarian

A person who believes there should be no government at all because they don't want to pay taxes. In order to support this view libertarians insist the government is completely corrupt and incapable while they use demonizing tactics against those who use or who are likely to use government programs intended to combat starvation and poverty, usually the poor and disabled. However, it's impossible to find a libertarian who will refuse government aid when they themselves become poor or disabled. This is because libertarians understand they are due reparations for the theft of their tax dollars, as is spelled out in the sacred governmental domination instruction manual known as the Constitution.
I'm a libertarian because I want the Constitution inside me.
by catcatcher April 18, 2010
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Libertarians for Life

Libertarians for Life is a nonsectarian group expressing an opposition to abortion within the context of libertarianism, believing that abortion is not a right, but "a wrong under justice".

To explain and defend its stance on abortion, Libertarians For Life argues that:

1. Human offspring are human beings, persons from fertilization.

2. Abortion is homicide — the killing of one person by another.

3. There is never a right to kill an innocent person. Prenatally, we are all innocent persons.

4. A prenatal child has the right to be in the mother's body. Parents have no right to evict their children from the crib or from the womb and let them die. Instead both parents, the father as well as the mother, owe them support and protection from harm.

5. No government, nor any individual, has a just power to legally "de-person" any one of us, born or preborn.

6. The proper purpose of the law is to side with the innocent, not against them.

None of the arguments are based upon religious belief, and are intended to appeal equally to atheists and theists. This is a point of pride for the group, claiming to rely on science and reason, while both pro-life allies and pro-choice opponents use what they view as non-scientific or unreasoned arguments.
Social Chrstian Conservative: So, you're a libertarian, huh? Then you must support abortion rights, don't cha?
L4Ler: No, I'm with the Libertarians for Life.
by readbeforeopinion May 17, 2010
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Libertarian

Zeke was against social welfare programs, but he liked his weed so he became a Libertarian.
by jigoro May 16, 2011
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Librariatory

Relating to libraries or librarians
There are many librariatory options in your area.
by PoseidonTheGreat November 17, 2017
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Libertarian Bros

When two straight white males meet up at a Planet Fitness and drop dumbbells on the floor, triggering libtards and the lunk alarm. Often heard reciting Fountain head and dropping soap in the locker room.
Ryan : I’m canceling my membership.

Clint : Why?

Ryan : I no longer feel safe engaging in “locker room talk” ever since these Libertarian Bros showed up.
by Paper Mills Nation February 9, 2020
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Liberian syndrome

A syndrome every Liberian have in them that have been passed down to generations. Also, it’s affecting the country because they don’t know equality and believe in support.
Liberian syndrome is when a Liberian start a business and they find any way to talk down on you and not support your business but go support other business that’s doing the same thing as you and wonder why the country is so poor
by Liberian Syndrome July 26, 2023
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Tampon Libertarian

One who takes socially conservative stances but otherwise considers him or herself to be a libertarian. As in, you believe government should be small... Small enough to fit inside certain body parts...
Many right-wingers consider themselves to be libertarians, but I grow tired of their socially conservative positions on women's reproductive rights, so I started calling them "tampon libertarians".
by April Alligator July 1, 2014
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