sick lettuce

beautiful hair, succulent hair.

did you see johns sick lettuce? i think he got it done at jim’s

by fullsender June 7, 2021

lettuce guy

When describing a person, to say he is a good guy. Usually people who order no lettuce are not as nice

Mark: I needed a dollar for food, man sorted me out for the whole week
Joe: he a lettuce guy bro

by wrorty December 8, 2021

Spread the lettuce

When a girl opens her lips wide downtown to give you a show of those beef curtains.

"Bro she sent that snap...straight spread the lettuce"

by Patelpatelpatel June 8, 2017

douche lettuce

a green leafy vegetable matter that when smoked makes you act like a douche.

Alex was acting stupid so I asked him if he had been smoking douche lettuce.

by Matt Mallow February 28, 2009

Take a lettuce

To give up and kill oneself; to intentionally consume lettuce contaminated with E. coli.

Originated when the FDA recalled lettuce in the U.S.

I'm so sick of school. Imma take a lettuce and end it all right now.

by integrandpiano December 24, 2018

Lettuce spray

A word play phrase that phonetically translates into "Let Us Pray"

Lettuce spray for those who sin.

by GTrieste July 20, 2016

strong lettuce

It’s weed. That’s it.

I got high off that strong lettuce earlier

by Sophia Taviller March 13, 2020