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douche lettuce

a green leafy vegetable matter that when smoked makes you act like a douche.
Alex was acting stupid so I asked him if he had been smoking douche lettuce.
by Matt Mallow February 28, 2009
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Spread the lettuce

When a girl opens her lips wide downtown to give you a show of those beef curtains.
"Bro she sent that snap...straight spread the lettuce"
by Patelpatelpatel June 8, 2017
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Condensed lettuce

When you’re a failed abortion but just really like lettuce. Can be used as an insult
by Condensed lettuce January 24, 2020
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Laser Lettuce

"Do you have a charger? I'm trying to smoke some of my laser lettuce tonight"
by 420BlazeIt360NoScope April 24, 2020
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Texas Lettuce

The 2 dollar bill that you can obtain from the state of Texas which is where they are commonly found.
James: hey you got some Texas Lettuce
John: what's that?
James: it's 2 dollar Bill's

John: oh nice, where can you get it
James: from Texas, that's where it's found
by Exabyte_26 September 16, 2019
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Lettuce spray

A word play phrase that phonetically translates into "Let Us Pray"
by GTrieste July 20, 2016
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Lettuce Republic

A country that is controlled solely by money, esp. one whose economy is based on servicing international capital, and whose government is repetitively involved in bailing out banks
After the Glass-Steagall Act was repealed and banks were allowed to become too big to fail, America's transition to Lettuce Republic was complete
by Agit8r August 2, 2011
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