douche lettuce

a green leafy vegetable matter that when smoked makes you act like a douche.

Alex was acting stupid so I asked him if he had been smoking douche lettuce.

by Matt Mallow February 28, 2009

Spread the lettuce

When a girl opens her lips wide downtown to give you a show of those beef curtains.

"Bro she sent that snap...straight spread the lettuce"

by Patelpatelpatel June 8, 2017

party lettuce

the masculine patch of chest hair that a man unbuttons his shirt to display when partying

Girl: Ew, put your chest hair away!
Bro: It's called party lettuce.

by party_lettuce_147 August 1, 2015

Grilling Lettuce

Grilling Lettuce is used to communicate the smoking of marijuana in a low-key manner.

Dude: "yo man! What ya doin after work?"
Man: "Oh you know, grilling lettuce."
*Epic fist bump ensues*

by El Monsoon November 12, 2016

lettuce guy

When describing a person, to say he is a good guy. Usually people who order no lettuce are not as nice

Mark: I needed a dollar for food, man sorted me out for the whole week
Joe: he a lettuce guy bro

by wrorty December 8, 2021

Laser Lettuce

Slang for Marijuana

"Do you have a charger? I'm trying to smoke some of my laser lettuce tonight"

by 420BlazeIt360NoScope April 24, 2020

Lettuce spray

A word play phrase that phonetically translates into "Let Us Pray"

Lettuce spray for those who sin.

by GTrieste July 20, 2016