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sick lettuce

did you see johns sick lettuce? i think he got it done at jim’s
by fullsender June 7, 2021
mugGet the sick lettucemug.

douche lettuce

a green leafy vegetable matter that when smoked makes you act like a douche.
Alex was acting stupid so I asked him if he had been smoking douche lettuce.
by Matt Mallow February 28, 2009
mugGet the douche lettucemug.

Take a lettuce

To give up and kill oneself; to intentionally consume lettuce contaminated with E. coli.

Originated when the FDA recalled lettuce in the U.S.
I'm so sick of school. Imma take a lettuce and end it all right now.
by integrandpiano December 24, 2018
mugGet the Take a lettucemug.

Lettuce Republic

A country that is controlled solely by money, esp. one whose economy is based on servicing international capital, and whose government is repetitively involved in bailing out banks
After the Glass-Steagall Act was repealed and banks were allowed to become too big to fail, America's transition to Lettuce Republic was complete
by Agit8r August 2, 2011
mugGet the Lettuce Republicmug.

sweeping the lettuce

The act using a comb to clean crabs out of your pubes.
Last weekend after picking that chick up from the bar I was sweeping the lettuce all week long.
by The turdburgalar November 20, 2020
mugGet the sweeping the lettucemug.

Lettuce spray

A word play phrase that phonetically translates into "Let Us Pray"
by GTrieste July 20, 2016
mugGet the Lettuce spraymug.

Laser Lettuce

"Do you have a charger? I'm trying to smoke some of my laser lettuce tonight"
by 420BlazeIt360NoScope April 24, 2020
mugGet the Laser Lettucemug.

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