Spread the lettuce

When a girl opens her lips wide downtown to give you a show of those beef curtains.
"Bro she sent that snap...straight spread the lettuce"
by Patelpatelpatel June 08, 2017
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party lettuce

the masculine patch of chest hair that a man unbuttons his shirt to display when partying
Girl: Ew, put your chest hair away!
Bro: It's called party lettuce.
by party_lettuce_147 July 13, 2015
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Lettuce spray

A word play phrase that phonetically translates into "Let Us Pray"
Lettuce spray for those who sin.
by GTrieste July 20, 2016
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Laser Lettuce

"Do you have a charger? I'm trying to smoke some of my laser lettuce tonight"
by 420BlazeIt360NoScope April 24, 2020
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Lettuce Republic

A country that is controlled solely by money, esp. one whose economy is based on servicing international capital, and whose government is repetitively involved in bailing out banks
After the Glass-Steagall Act was repealed and banks were allowed to become too big to fail, America's transition to Lettuce Republic was complete
by Agit8r August 02, 2011
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Texas Lettuce

The 2 dollar bill that you can obtain from the state of Texas which is where they are commonly found.
James: hey you got some Texas Lettuce
John: what's that?
James: it's 2 dollar Bill's

John: oh nice, where can you get it
James: from Texas, that's where it's found
by Exabyte_26 September 16, 2019
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Book Lettuce

The most sauciest lettuce on the market. Usually enjoyed while reading a novel on turtle breasts. Only found in underground playhouses.
That book lettuce from Nora’s playhouse was very enjoyable while reading the novel “A turtle and it’s breasts”
by Tea Toaster August 02, 2018
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