Lawnmower

A kind of disabled kid that yells and can't control it. The ones in the remote control wheelchairs.

After hearing them do their noise, you'd say "lawnmower boy is coming!" And same thing for girls.

by Man Guy Fork February 8, 2024

Alabama Lawnmower

The sexual act of getting your partner to pluck each one of your pubic hairs with their teeth, and then spitting them out at you like a lawnmore does with grass.

Sorry I was busy last night, I was just enjoying the Alabama Lawnmower with my girlfriend.

by Jackie Chan 22323 March 3, 2022

LAWNMOWER

Losers Are Willfully Neglecting My Orange Wife Entering Rebirth

Me: Yo Joe Biden, LAWNMOWER!

Joe: Uh uh uh, grass?

Me: No Joe, LAWNMOWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by OG Crackerman May 4, 2022

Adam Marron Lawnmower

An Adam Marron Lawnmower is a type of Lawnmower that plays into the great wide open by Tom petty and it has a voice of Adam Marron talking about random nonsense. It doesn't cut that much grass either

Billy go take out the Adam Marron Lawnmower.

No bosch, no flymo, just the Adam Marron Lawnmower.

by Unique philosopher October 29, 2023

lawnmower greg

When a man wears shorts which are short enough to expose his balls when bending in a certain manner in which to display them for a neighbor.

Dammit, Ronnie just pulled a lawnmower greg on me. Left ones lower!

by Ochuitu812 April 3, 2024

Lawnmower

Dirty Carpet Muncher

The dirty lawnmower munches on her friends carpet

by Skydiver29771 November 13, 2020

Mexican Lawnmower

Gurt: i used the mexican lawn mower on my dearest buddy and he released an 18lbs fountain of shit!

A lawnmower made in mexico.
John: Wanna cut the grass with my special "Mexican Lawnmower"?
Frank: Nah.
Gurt: Yo!
Frank: Sybau

by Luka Lazarevic May 16, 2025