lawson froehnelt

The absolute goat usually a big guy with huge muscles and is very smexy

Bro your looking like a lawson froehnelt rn

by 999jjjkkk October 21, 2021

lawson

a fucking hunk of a man, who likes WOMEN and LOVES TOKYO GHOUL

omg its lawson i wanna fuck him so hard

by apersonthatisntcalledlawson February 28, 2022

Lawson

Big ole dick ass nigga. This Italian stallion knows how to lay day pipe on whateva baddie comes his way. He is also short and fat.

That Lawson is so banging in my vagina

by I know y’all February 28, 2022

Lawson

This guy is awesome he probably has a best friend named Mason the skateboard. And Lawson is overall a chill guy.

Lawson is HAWWWTTTT

by Jesusisachillguy September 24, 2024

miss Lawson

A woman who likes a very handsome man who is a great guy

Hey it’s miss Lawson she cool

by Randomly random December 5, 2024

Lawson's clause

Lawson's clause is a modern adaptation to the traditionally established rule of dating (see "Half your age plus seven") regarding the socially acceptable age difference between couples in a relationship. Lawson's clause stipulates that, when there is an exorbitant amount of money or net worth involved with one of the parties, then the resulting age determined by the established formula is then modified. The resulting acceptable age will be multiplied by zero, and 18 will then added.
For example: a 48 year-old man can date a 31 year-old woman without social scrutiny (48/2=24+7=31). However, if the man is stinking rich, we then divide answer by zero, and add 18 (31x0=0+18=18). Thus, a very wealthy 48 year-old man can date an 18 year-old woman without scrutiny. This works both ways as well, male or female (see Demi Moore).

Q: Bill Belichick is dating a 24 year old? He's like 72... isn't that inappropriate?
A: But he's so stinking rich! Lawson's clause grants him an exemption.

by Muslim Goat February 21, 2025

Sean Lawson

Just an all round mad cunt, true blue Ausie

Sean Lawson, what a fucken mad cunt

by Smgcbw March 17, 2025