You're on spring break in Vegas with some of your frat brothers and you meet these chicks from Minnesota or some shit. At 7 a.m. you finally crawl into their hotel room to pass out. Suddenly, you wake up feeling something weird and you notice the girl next to you is giving you a hand job.
Ex-girlfriend: How was vegas?
Guy: It was so fun! We met these fun girls and just passed out in their room.
Ex-girlfriend: Did anything happen?
Guy: No, we just slept.
6 months later...
Guy (drunk): Remember that time I told you about that girl over spring break... she totally gave me a Las Vegas Wake-up!!!
Guy: It was so fun! We met these fun girls and just passed out in their room.
Ex-girlfriend: Did anything happen?
Guy: No, we just slept.
6 months later...
Guy (drunk): Remember that time I told you about that girl over spring break... she totally gave me a Las Vegas Wake-up!!!
by Sandra Browning April 23, 2008
feeling a womens ass full of quarters, and then putting a string of beads in her ass. yank beads at incredible speed and SPLOOSH!!!! JACKPOT!!
by Ryan Chaney March 01, 2008
The Las Vegas Rattlers are the worst team in Las Vegas. Anyone on the team or involved with the Rattlers should consider themselves an asshole. The Ratllers are a team filled with losers and rejects. The guy running the team should do everyone a favor and quit playing baseball.
The Las Vegas Rattlers SUCK!
If your on the Rattlers, your a fuckin pussy.
If you play for the Las Vegas Rattlers Baseball team, you suck.
If your on the Rattlers, your a fuckin pussy.
If you play for the Las Vegas Rattlers Baseball team, you suck.
by Snakehunter August 19, 2008
An...entertaining movie about an attorney and a writer (Benicio Del Toro and Johnny Depp) and them basically in a giant drug binge w/ every drug you can think of (except weed).
"Did you just eat all this acid?"
"That's right. MUSIC! Put that tape BACK IN! MUSIC! BACK ON! (Intellible)"
"That's right. MUSIC! Put that tape BACK IN! MUSIC! BACK ON! (Intellible)"
by Uncle Pablo January 18, 2004
it's a move you pull on the police in a car chase. you go really face take a sharp turn and about 1 mile down the road you get out of your car and lean on it to make it look like you were waiting for them.
Maddog: "So, what are you in here for?"
(insert cool name here): I killed my wife and the cops came chasing me, gave 'em a hell of a time when I pulled a "fear and loathing in las vegas"
Maddog: "Your fucking crazy man!"
(insert cool name here): I killed my wife and the cops came chasing me, gave 'em a hell of a time when I pulled a "fear and loathing in las vegas"
Maddog: "Your fucking crazy man!"
by Kaido Creme Puff (sophie gamache) March 19, 2005
It is not LAS VEGAS PEDOPHILE MASCOT but instead LOS VEGAS PEDOPHILE MASCOT which is SOL SEVAG the SUN GOD SUNDERARAJAN PICHAI changing states by using LAS VEGAS PEDOPHILE MASCOT as the marching of all kinds of EVENTS in the SIN CITY problem finder to always EXPAND AND EVALUATE wider and wider situations as COMING TO THE GOOGLEPLEX soon those brand new ILLUSTRIOUS DEFINITIONS of BLUE ORIGIN.
No touching, no cumming and no intercourse with anyone for the LAS VEGAS PEDOPHILE MASCOT as the biggest tumescent tease of the century.
No touching, no cumming and no intercourse with anyone for the LAS VEGAS PEDOPHILE MASCOT as the biggest tumescent tease of the century.
by .MANDATORY SHITEATER June 02, 2022
CENTER OF SCUMMING USING I SCUM
Where you learn some doctors are into PORNOGRAPHY FILM CASTING.
PLANES FLASH RED AND FLASH WHITE GOING LOWER
Where you learn some doctors are into PORNOGRAPHY FILM CASTING.
PLANES FLASH RED AND FLASH WHITE GOING LOWER
SIRIUSLY ROAD nearby as the MUSIC played where ANAL ALAN went to get a sandwich where they said " we need your full name , " butt wait all I want is a SUBMARINE SANDWICH at 3140 SOUTH VALLEY VIEW #14 in LAS VEGAS, NEVADA 89102 but I notice where is THE RESTR00M , "WE DON'T HAVE ANY, " this is only the SUBWAY' BUS YAW N0.
So DR. JOFFE TEL AVIV ISRAEL well hate to tell you before 3140 SOUTH VALLEY VIEW #FAG LAS VEGAS , NEVADA 89102 as the CIA but wait in ISRAEL it is called , " M0SSAD" AND AMD DR 0SS is ADVANCED MICR0 DEVICES has inside of it "THE IMM0RTALITY RULE" that is NEVER WR0NG.
At this ADDRESS there is an ALTERATION COMING PLANE DISASTER as SYARIKAT TAKAFUL is choosing which PLANE AND COUNTRY TO HIT and KILL EVERYONE but meanwhile as JACK SWEENEY tracks planes you better believe the best protection can be HAD in the FLIGHT PATH AND RADIUS BUT I SCUM tonight SHITEATING AND PISS DRINKING will soon rearrange this ADDRESS ....
3140 SOUTH VALLEY VIEW #FAG LAS VEGAS , NEVADA 89102 ...SAVE Y0UR LIFE when you SENSE ..(3) 140 (N)AKED S(H)ITEATER EAT SHIT TUNc sout(H) valley view las vegas, (N)evada 1 9 33 = SCAT = SHIT CA(N) ASS(H)0LE THREE
So DR. JOFFE TEL AVIV ISRAEL well hate to tell you before 3140 SOUTH VALLEY VIEW #FAG LAS VEGAS , NEVADA 89102 as the CIA but wait in ISRAEL it is called , " M0SSAD" AND AMD DR 0SS is ADVANCED MICR0 DEVICES has inside of it "THE IMM0RTALITY RULE" that is NEVER WR0NG.
At this ADDRESS there is an ALTERATION COMING PLANE DISASTER as SYARIKAT TAKAFUL is choosing which PLANE AND COUNTRY TO HIT and KILL EVERYONE but meanwhile as JACK SWEENEY tracks planes you better believe the best protection can be HAD in the FLIGHT PATH AND RADIUS BUT I SCUM tonight SHITEATING AND PISS DRINKING will soon rearrange this ADDRESS ....
3140 SOUTH VALLEY VIEW #FAG LAS VEGAS , NEVADA 89102 ...SAVE Y0UR LIFE when you SENSE ..(3) 140 (N)AKED S(H)ITEATER EAT SHIT TUNc sout(H) valley view las vegas, (N)evada 1 9 33 = SCAT = SHIT CA(N) ASS(H)0LE THREE
by RECTAL INSIGHT August 29, 2022