kris moment

when you say something sexy

-*orangutan noises*
-that is such a kris moment

by punciskris January 6, 2022

Kris Carroll

A sorry, bum loser, who would rather his woman work and pay all the bills while he pretends to sing and play guitar and basketball all day rather than working like a man to HELP HIS WOMAN WHO DOES EVERYTHING ALONE! Sulks in his misery and never will take responsibility for the things he’s done that land him in shitty situations. UNDATABLE

He had no job and paid no rent , he totally Kris Carroll(ed) me !

by Jimmmmi June 12, 2019

Kris Kringled

Verb past tense. To take it up the bottom by a large man with a festive white beard and jolly disposition.

Take a look at that poor shmuck! He must have gotten Kris Kringled last night!

One must always be ready to get Kris Kringled during the holiday season.

by jollychristmaslover December 22, 2020

kris hit

The very last hit that is used by checking to make sure that there is nothing left in the bowl .

Be careful there is a Kris hit left.

by Kgw August 7, 2017

phat kris

possibly the coolest and most popular person to hit the streets of leeds
(can always be found at leeds shows)

phat kris is a lad in leeds with stylish tase in clothes that loves hardcore gigs and is best friends with the best guys around

by chris pound February 6, 2008

Kris out

1. To be overly irrational and emotional

2. Unstable and dangerous

“Whoa there little lady, don’t Kris out on me”

by Sufferinsilence March 10, 2021

Kris P

Crazy skinny kid who lives in Nanton rd and has never seen daylight

Holy fuck that kid is useless and fuckin yellow
Of course that’s Kris P

by A fuckin cunt October 1, 2019