Being a Kris

Equivalent of being a Karen. The kind of person whose old, in their 60s, american and would argue with you because nobody in real life will pay them any mind so they think the virtual world as their outlet to cry over nothing aka ღ Kris ღ (kristhana).

- out of the blue -
ღ Kris ღ (kristhana): you rat, i hope you die!
me: what? o.o
ღ Kris ღ (kristhana): i hate your guts!!
me: what in the world??

Please don't be a ღ Kris ღ (kristhana) aka being a kris!!

by Sellybou May 10, 2022

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Kris Gomez

A Cuban Not cockasian at all pretty dark just like his soul. He gets ugly named girls and the one for him is better. He is very awkward and sometimes deserves a slap and Richelleeeeeee is probably fat and ugly. Kris is also a baseball boy the ugliest of them all and he has a shrimp

That guy kris gomez is a hoe

by Haha croquetita the jodiste April 5, 2019

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Kris Vance

A dairy farmer donegal native, so clearly the coolest man alive. Can fix your car or fix you a canadian club and dry. A speed demon. Comepetitive, has to come first, always. Self proclaimed Adonis. Will only stand you up once. His mammy says hes nice.

Kris vance the man, the legend.

by Shiiivvvvvyyyy October 7, 2019

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Kris Carroll

A shitty boyfriend who never works, who doesn’t help his girlfriend pay bills, sits around the house all day pretending he can play guitar and sing. Catch him outside walking because he doesn’t have a car. He never takes responsibility for his actions that land him in situations he’s in. It’s always someone else’s fault. Loser to say the least. Sulks in misery brings everyone down that’s why no one wants him.

He didn’t pay bills, he takes advantage of me he is totally Kris Carroll

by Jimmmmi June 12, 2019

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