It’s an old Persian saying for when someone is trying to point out that there is nothing but shame in being an ass-kisser to an ass-kisser.
A: Hijab is a culture for all our Iranian women and we should make sure everyone wears it at all times.
B: Shut up man, the dog fucked the ass-kisser.
In this example, person A was trying to support the forced hijab rule and cover it up by calling it culture.
B: Shut up man, the dog fucked the ass-kisser.
In this example, person A was trying to support the forced hijab rule and cover it up by calling it culture.
by Gabric October 23, 2022

HAVE YOU SEEN THE NEW TWILIGHT. BELLA IS MAKING OUT WITH VAMPIRES AND WAREWOLVES!!! SHE IS SUCH A SLUT FACE CROSS KISSER
by KLB&DER December 12, 2010

A person who speaks highly of a another person in an excess manner. This act of deference is most always done to gain a type of favor in return. An ass kisser is a person with low self esteem who sucks up to others in hope of an an enchanced social status as views by others.
Jerry loves to say No One works a room like Larry. Larry can dance with the best of them. Jerry is such an ass kisser.
by derbytilson March 1, 2021

by neonmonkey August 31, 2018

by JOHN INTERNET GOOD December 17, 2021

A belligerently intoxicated person vomiting in a toilet.
A person who forces themselves to vomit.
Vomiting or vomiting in a toilet.
A person who forces themselves to vomit.
Vomiting or vomiting in a toilet.
by La PrimaDonna December 19, 2023

a hot lesbian with a soft masc style who suffers from social anxiety and/or cockiness with knowledge of bombs and/or swords.
aka: ruby cruz portraying kit tanthalos in willow and hazel callahan in bottoms.
aka: ruby cruz portraying kit tanthalos in willow and hazel callahan in bottoms.
by saltyacht September 11, 2023
