the dog fucked the ass-kisser

It’s an old Persian saying for when someone is trying to point out that there is nothing but shame in being an ass-kisser to an ass-kisser.

A: Hijab is a culture for all our Iranian women and we should make sure everyone wears it at all times.

B: Shut up man, the dog fucked the ass-kisser.

In this example, person A was trying to support the forced hijab rule and cover it up by calling it culture.

by Gabric October 23, 2022

SLUT FACE CROSS KISSER

BELLA FROM TWILIGHT

HAVE YOU SEEN THE NEW TWILIGHT. BELLA IS MAKING OUT WITH VAMPIRES AND WAREWOLVES!!! SHE IS SUCH A SLUT FACE CROSS KISSER

by KLB&DER December 12, 2010

web kisser

To kiss ass to your boss, professor, or any other authority figure through an email or message board.

Mary Beth scammed her professor into thinking she was the leader of her groups project. She is such a web kisser!

by Larry Tolan February 14, 2008

Rug Kisser

Racist term for praying Muslims

I needed help with my printer and I called tech support and a Rug Kisser picked up.

by Captain Lean September 30, 2015

Cousin Kisser

A person who can not tell the difference between a girlfriend and a cousin

My uncle is a cousin kisser. And he touches me

by A dog took my phone November 25, 2018

Cousin Kisser

A person who can not tell the difference between a girlfriend and a cousin

My uncle is a cousin kisser. And he touches me

by A dog took my phone November 25, 2018

noisy kisser

A noisy kisser, someone who enjoys groaning into a kiss or sucking on lips, tongue anything they can get their lips on-

Guy: *groaning and sucking on bottom lip*
Girl: *pulling away* you are one noisy kisser-

by Menichi June 25, 2018