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the dog fucked the ass-kisser

It’s an old Persian saying for when someone is trying to point out that there is nothing but shame in being an ass-kisser to an ass-kisser.
A: Hijab is a culture for all our Iranian women and we should make sure everyone wears it at all times.

B: Shut up man, the dog fucked the ass-kisser.

In this example, person A was trying to support the forced hijab rule and cover it up by calling it culture.
by Gabric October 23, 2022
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SLUT FACE CROSS KISSER

HAVE YOU SEEN THE NEW TWILIGHT. BELLA IS MAKING OUT WITH VAMPIRES AND WAREWOLVES!!! SHE IS SUCH A SLUT FACE CROSS KISSER
by KLB&DER December 12, 2010
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Crown-kisser

(Noun) A person who honours and respects the British royal family (crown).

(Adjective) Referring to the beliefs and ideas of pro-royal sentiment in Britain and other commonwealth countries.
Elliot: Hey Derek, do you mind not insulting Queen Elizabeth around Oliver.

Derek: Why? He's not a crown-kisser, is he?
by ValiantBert March 7, 2024
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Boy Kisser

A derogatory word (slur) used to humiliate religion.
Chad: I'm a Christian
Bonvoglio: You're a boy kisser
by Landersattack September 16, 2022
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dad kisser

A fully grown man who still kisses their dad on the lips. Dad kissers are the type of people who get cucked by better men
by Shezalinco October 25, 2022
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Kisserable

Kissable and miserable, at the same time. Coined in the song 'Namcy' by Liverpool-based electronic rock band Courting.
You're oh so kisserable, so kisserable
Get me away from here, I'm dying
by WinterIsOnUrbdic March 25, 2025
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Cousin Kisser

A person who can not tell the difference between a girlfriend and a cousin
My uncle is a cousin kisser. And he touches me
by A dog took my phone November 25, 2018
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