mom: what fruits do you want
me: kiwis, please
my mom: why and arent you allergic
me: because SHE WORKED HER WAY THROUGH A CHEAP PACK OF CIGARETTES HARD LIQUOR MIXED WITH A BIT OF INTELLECT AND ALL
THE BOYS THEY WERE SAYING THEY WERE INTO IT SUCH A
PRETTY FACE ON A
PRETTY NECK....