A long hair bitch that thinks he is the main character. Usually built like a junkie and looks like a crackhead. Often times is feminine and is most likely gay.
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by Skylar988523 December 4, 2024
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by Potato_Fighter September 29, 2019
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by magicalunicorns22 May 20, 2019
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by Mount Sentinel student August 5, 2022
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