jump in the water and fuck the fish

a great offer, deal, or bargain that, if it was made, the person would immediately act

If he sold his 2009 Mercedes for $5000, I would jump in the water and fuck the fish.

by KingsGambit66 July 3, 2009

Clungie Jumping

A practice similar to Muff Diving, where someone pleasure a woman orally.

1)Jagdeep: "What that man doing up there with that harness? He must be bungee jumping or something."

Sam: "Nah mate, can't you see that nude woman with him? He's definitely going clungie jumping."

2)"Clungie jumping is far superior to finger banging" - Isaac Newton

by dcv June 30, 2008

Gorilla Jumping

Synonym for "teabag" specific to online gaming. To lower one's genitals onto the face of a defeated opponent for provocation and humiliation.

Origin: a term coined for use to describe "teabagging" without overt vulgarity.

I fragged all three of those fuckers and then Gorilla Jumped them all.

by Fushnigeddy October 28, 2004

Jumping the Couch

1. The realization that someone has gone off the deep end.

2. Acting wildly foolish.

Tommy jumped the couch at the party when he told everybody he knew more than they did.

by LucySkyDiamonds August 31, 2005

base jumping

BASE jumping literaly stands for Building, Antenna, Span (bridge), Earth (cliff).

When skydiving isnt quite enough what do you do, base jump. Jumping from a fixed object. It is the craziest fucking shit ever. Basicaly you find a building or anything thats about 400ft and up, and jump off pulling your chute only seconds from the ground. If your reall skilled you do some flips and spins on the way down. There a some hot spots around the world like New River Gorge Bridge (USA), Petronas Towers (Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia), and many more.

BASE jumping is sick

by $kYd!v3r October 1, 2005

Jump in the Caac

A very autistic meme from the song "That's What I Like" by Bruno Mars. it involves Bruno Mars killing thousands of girls only to say "penis impoopments" a few moments after.

Hey did you watch Jump in the Caac?

Oh Yeah, Totally its so cool.

by iPugg June 4, 2018

Bungee Jumping

When you staple your ballsack to the roof of a building and jump off. The ultimate power move in a sexual situation.

Jack was being a little bitch and wouldn’t go bungee jumping with me

by Bigg Chops May 23, 2019