alen - the cock juggling thunder cunt took my money and my pants...
david - why your pants?
alen - she claimed she didnt have any.
david - wait, so what was she wearing?
alen - nothing. and she said if i didnt get naked too she would bite my dick off...
david - dude, why did you call her over then?
alen - she's been hidding in my garage for a few months, i thought she could use something in her mouth.
david - why your pants?
alen - she claimed she didnt have any.
david - wait, so what was she wearing?
alen - nothing. and she said if i didnt get naked too she would bite my dick off...
david - dude, why did you call her over then?
alen - she's been hidding in my garage for a few months, i thought she could use something in her mouth.
by shelovedx January 17, 2008
Get the cock juggling thunder cuntmug. someone who is sutch a bitch you cant even stand the whore anymore you hate her so mutch you would rather sufer a paper cut to the eyeball then spend one more second with this male or female so if your looking at a hitious bitch this is the word for you.
seriously she is a cock juggling thunder cunt with her hair she looks acualy like she can take a 40 inch dick to the ass.
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by 101suckmycock September 7, 2010
Get the cock juggling thunder cuntmug. Used commonly to describe those real douche bags...like...you are a cock juggling thunder cunt, as soon as the person hears this they shut the fuck up and know that next time they say something so stupid they WILL be cockslapped.
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-word user-you...are a cock juggling thunder cunt...and then you look the other way.
-word user-you...are a cock juggling thunder cunt...and then you look the other way.
by tyler from the circus December 28, 2005
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by You're all cunts. May 3, 2018
Get the cock juggling thunder cuntmug. A man that loves the balls and cock so much that they are a ball juggler and cock monger at the same time.
by ghost19 February 9, 2009
Get the Ball Juggling Cock Mongermug. An explosive cunt of epic proportions who indulges is throwing many penis' around his/her person.
Made famous by Ryan Reynolds in Blade Trinity.
Made famous by Ryan Reynolds in Blade Trinity.
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I smashed that cock juggling thunder cunt's back doors in.
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by pissflap mcgee May 24, 2013
Get the Cock juggling thunder cuntmug. You sir are in fact a Ball Juggling Thunder Cunt, point blank, plain and simple, that's all there is to it.
by SrSlothsAlot July 18, 2014
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