jazz

A synonyme for sh*t that's bad or messed up for whatever reason. Always in a negative context.

Clean all this jazz up.
That jazz is wack.

by Anonymous July 17, 2003

Jazz

verb: Jizz with an "A" instead of an "I". People commonly mistake this term to be so-called music.

She played the flute so well, that everyone who witnessed had to jazz.

by Zeldio October 11, 2011

jazz

amazing girl who is so fly and everyone wants her.

Man that Jazz, I wish I could get a piece of that.

by josh November 25, 2004

jazz

crappyiest piece 'of so called music' ever made.. whoever likes it is a FREAK!

here's what i hear: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz, very annoying... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

by Anonymous October 8, 2003

Jazz

Ten people playing ten different songs at ten different speeds in ten different keys. Music, but just a step above polka.

"So this is Jazz?, I wish they'd all play the same thing. This is too damn confusing!"

by J.Grosse July 20, 2008

jazz

A word used to express pretty much anything good, but usually in the subject of women. The word was derived by a small boy named Edgar from Duxbury, Massachusetts.

Tay Tay: Hey man that girl is bending over.
Tommy: Jaazzzzzz

by fuck you man June 28, 2005

jazz

Similarily known as "playing jazz", "listening to jazz". With reference to the type of music known as jazz, there is none. The word is an off-shoot of the word "jizz" (otherwise known as cum, spunk, skeet, etc.) that can be used in a setting where said dialogue may be deemed as inappropriate, to describe the action of ejaculating.

I'm saving up all my jazz to give to my girlfriend tonight.

by DeekYou December 24, 2009