Jakob

When someone hits the table really hard, even tho there is a lot of shit on the table.

Ohh, did you just do a Jakob

by Multi289_fan December 16, 2019

jakob

A guy that's into tractor's. And put's hes 2 inches in the exhaust Pipe, and call's he's tractor Berta

"What is that white stuff in my tractor's exhaust Pipe?" person 1
"I think someone pulled a jakob" person 2

by ..?..?.. May 23, 2019

Jakob

The good type of guy to get high with

Marley:Oh he's such a jakob

by Anaymonous guy May 29, 2019

Jakob

A man who, without doubt, will get A+ in everything possible but will still act like it was soooo hard. But he also share all his work with friends in need, and wont expect anything back (not that he need any help, because he is so smart). He is capable of driving a car, but you might have to pray before. He might also run a marathon...just for fun.

Wow, that dude got an A+ in math, but he crashed the family car again.... such a Jakob am i right??

by SicarioMusic June 16, 2019

Jakobe

A gay little bitch that watches anime, and a big snitch

Bob: hey do you know Jakobe?
Joe: Yea his opinion doesn’t count

by Mynameisvon September 13, 2019

jakob dunlap

a guy who usually is boring has a big nose and plays some sports but sucks at all sports and he likes to make friend but has very few

"Jakob Dunlap sat the bench the whole game" "wow he sucks doesn't know how to play i guess"

by asauhfuidsafgbsduig May 2, 2018

Jakob

The definition of a guy with an abnormal large forehead. Not because he is smart but for protection against the pouring rain. People often use a Jakob as an umbrella and can be refered to as a gutter

"Oh no! it started raining again..."
"Quickly grab Jakob he can cover us from the rain with his massive forehead"

by Mastermind69 April 25, 2020