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Joseph

He likes K-pop but he'd never admit it. He also likes roller coasters, but you could never tell from the deadpan look in his eyes. He thinks he is blonde because he is German, but that's not the way hair color works. He sounds like a conservative but he is secretly a liberal. He'll take a bullet for his friend, but shank you for one wrong look. He's extremely paranoid, but they are probably out to get him.
Oh, look....its Joseph
by ElLeche December 7, 2020
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Joseph

Typically the name of an Athenian war-god, this guy can Rock Your World. Gifted in the size of his erection and manipulation of your vaginal cavity, his ejaculations mean pleasure for both parties. Never pass on a Joseph offering a cream pie.
Wow, Joseph has such a huge cock.
by Crumble Bunner May 24, 2018
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Joseph

Jesus father,The Original pimp,the dude who pimped out his wife to God so Jesus could be born or he himself started a ruhmor saying god knocked her up when he himself did it (plottwist)#thuglife
Hi my name is joseph, it is very nice to meet you.
by Jesus pops, the original pimp September 23, 2015
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Joseph

Joseph is nice
by Jogdwgbb October 8, 2020
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Joseph

Biggest forehead and has really good friends . His forehead is 999999999999999999999 miles long
by Josephisbigforehead March 6, 2019
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Joseph

"You fucking dweeb, you're such a joseph"
by Squishthesquasg July 9, 2018
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